I drank a six-pack, just to watch it die
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:33 PM
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I drank a six-pack, just to watch it die
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:48 PM
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It's supposed to be "I killed a six-pack", you know, so it actually makes sense.
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:49 PM
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2. You can't killed immortal objects - that makes NO sense
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:52 PM
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how about inanimate objects.
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:53 PM
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4. A beer can is immortal too - it cannot die, because it never lived
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:08 PM
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10. 1) Only things that live are immortal.
2) Only in the literal sense can a six-pack not be killed. Haven't you ever heard of "killing" being used in place of "drinking"? "Yeah, I killed a forty in five minutes. God, I'll never do that again."
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:54 PM
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5. All right you kids quit fighting.
If I have to go over there.......
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:59 PM
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6. Tell the Kitts yuppie scum to can it!
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:12 PM
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13. You know you'd give your eye teeth to live in Kitts
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:49 AM
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14. Bah! I'm West End all the way!
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:01 PM
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7. I'm drinking Canadian.
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:02 PM
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:10 PM
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11. Hee hee hee! It's smooth booze, Pard.
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:03 PM
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9. No, BW, I can't let you do that to your poor gut...
come on over and we'll have some Maker's Mark. Sweet stuff, it is. Redstone
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Thu Jun-09-05 11:12 PM
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12. Thanks, Pard, I'd go for that, too! :-)
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Fri Jun-10-05 12:52 AM
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15. Well, if the drinking took place in Reno....
I think I need this tshirt.
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