Tom Cruise: More Proof That Yanks Are The Strongest People in the World!

Being Americans, we are laden with the heavy, heavy burden of knowing what is happening in the lives of our celebrities. Even if we wished to be callow, our media will never, NEVER let us forget what is truly important in this world.

The Tom Cruise saga is a case in point, for there are currently TWO earth-shattering events in Tom's life that every patriotic American should concern themselves with:

1. having to renegotiate his $ on MI3

2. his new lay/beard/actress du jour

This is not stuff for the faint-hearted. We as Americans can hold our heads high that we greet such news head on, without flinching. We demand that our media give us the ugly truth on Tom's life. These colors don't run, especially when the fate of the world hangs in the balance.

Compare our resolve to the hysterical Hispanics who "some people" say have yet to recover from Tom breaking up with Penelope Cruz, or worse, the snobby Brits who "some people" say are still hung up on his divorcing Nicole! These people are living in the past and are unable to embrace and deal with current events. No wonder we're the world's only superpower!

So, let's praise our MSM for their courage and resolve. And let's pat ourselves on the back for demanding no less than the absolute truth on these Constitutional matters.

Now, bring on the Michael Jackson verdict. We can take it!

:)

We're Merkins.

The MSM tells us what matters.

God Bless Merika.