Have you ever been a member of Kef's Secret Society?

Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:38 PM
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Poll question: Have you ever been a member of Kef's Secret Society?

and please don't tell anyone what our society is about. ;-)

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arcane1

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:43 PM
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1. it's so secret, I'm clueless!

though that isn't difficult for me... :-)

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:45 PM
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3. The first secret of Kef's Secret Society

Is that there is NO secret.

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:44 PM
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2. I'm one of the initial members of the group

woohoo!

:bounce:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:46 PM
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4. Damn straight!

I initiated you and Will on the same weekend.

;-)

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:48 PM
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6. THen in October you got Ramsey and RBNYC

You're the studmuffin of DU

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goobergunch

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:50 PM
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7. Uh-oh

Edited on Thu Oct-30-03 08:51 PM by goobergunch

That secret society?

:evilfrown:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:53 PM
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9. It has a very high class of people

Will, Rene, Ramsey, Lynne...who wouldn't want to be a member of my Society?

MACDADDY Kef 3 degree

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LynneSin

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:54 PM
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10. You should have come to Philly in June

Maine Mary and GOPisEvil wanted to be initiated into the society.

Maybe at the conventions.

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:57 PM
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12. Well...

since you are first degree...you can now ititiate people into the first degree too! Just remember the ritual I did, say the same words, snore, hug the sheets, wish you were home, and BINGO! We have more members of the KSS!

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Coventina

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:47 PM
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5. Where do prospective members line up?

Are the requirements rigorous?
:evilfrown:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:51 PM
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8. Well...

there's a lot of loud noise involved and some sharing of sheets...

Lynne is only a first degree. Wait until second degree.

:maniwishtherewasanevilgrinbiggerthantheonewehave:

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goobergunch

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:00 PM
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13. Here ya go

(I never said I was any good at image processing....)

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:01 PM
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15. Saved!

Thanks!

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goobergunch

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:06 PM
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19. No problem! (n/t)

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Coventina

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:02 PM
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16. Hee hee!!

I'm not worried about the INITIATION you understand?
I'm worried about passing the criteria for membership!

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:05 PM
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18. Oh....I've seen your...errrrrrr...web site

Edited on Thu Oct-30-03 09:07 PM by khephra

You are a total, outright, gloriious, BABE (am I allowed to say that word as a man anymore?). You are well and justly qualified.

:loveya:

(mind you...all we are talking about is sleeping in the same bed...no hanky panky for those who don't "get" the joke.)

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Coventina

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:16 PM
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26. Whoo-hoo!!!

Macdaddy AND a gentleman!!!

I predict more initiates than you can, er, handle!
:D

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:43 PM
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29. Mind you

I REALLY, REALLY snore...so the ordeal IS hard. Plus I love tucking the cover under my feet. That's why the few women I've slept with (both sleeping and errrr ;0 ) have asked for two sheets.

:hi:

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Blue-Jay

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Thu Oct-30-03 08:56 PM
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11. No.

Do I have to get spanked to join?

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:00 PM
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14. Only if you want to

We aim to please!

:-)

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Blue-Jay

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:02 PM
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17. Well then COUNT ME IN, baby!

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:10 PM
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20. We can have male or female slaves errrr subjects...spank you

Lynne is in charge of the men; I'm in charge of the women. Just send us an email and we'll schedule a date for you.

BTW, Britney and Bono are reserved for the next two months. SOrry!

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Coventina

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:18 PM
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27. Refresh my memory....what comes after the spankings?

I better log off and go home before my nerdiness gets me kicked out!
;)

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:45 PM
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30. Why...

Recess!

Remember: if you don't beat your meat, you won't get any pudding!

(slipping into my Pink Floyd mood now ;-) )

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flamingyouth

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:11 PM
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21. I subscribe to Truthout

Is that it?

No one has shared the secret handshake yet, though.

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:13 PM
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23. NAH

I work for TO. The KSS is my own gig.

Have I seen your dues yet? Send me as much money as you can and then I'll give you the handshake.

:evilgrin:

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flamingyouth

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:14 PM
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24. I t'ink you have, my pet

As long as the handshake isn't too complicated... I have terrible hand-eye coordination. :evilgrin:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:48 PM
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31. All it takes is a

FIRM grasp followed by a firm GASP....but it has to be under sheets or it's not legally an ordianed ritual.

:-)

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:12 PM
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22. maybe, how would i know?

:shrug:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:18 PM
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28. You don't remember that night?

Hot and steamy it was. Bugs flying outside our tent. We held each other because there might be no tomorrow. Outside the pigmies were ritually slaughtering our VW Bug and then....

wait...

Yeah, you just signed up and paid your money. You never were in the VW with me!

I'm sorry I confused you with another KG. ;-)

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SOteric

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:15 PM
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25. Would there be memos...?

:shrug:

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Khephra

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:51 PM
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33. Nah...

We sent people with our msgs tattooed to their asses. I'm sure you'd know if you were a member by now.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:49 PM
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32. I don't think so..

:shrug:

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Capn Sunshine

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Thu Oct-30-03 09:52 PM
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34. Its just so

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