David Blaine to attempt marriage to Liza Minelli

"Only days after emerging from a box suspended over the River Thames, David Blaine has announced plans for an even more dangerous stunt, in which he will attempt to endure marriage to the celebrated singer Liza Minnelli.

For sixteen months, the pair will live together in a specially constructed container, mounted high above New York's Time Square. During the event, Mr Blaine will survive on a diet consisting only of lemons, eggs, and whatever else is thrown at him by passers by. Ms Minnelli, on the other hand, has indicated that she intends to be fed via a long narrow plastic tube, connected directly to a vodka distillery in Russia...

The stunt was immediately condemned by safety experts who are concerned that Mr Blaine could be endangering his own life...

However, the stunt failed to impress the magician Derren Brown. He told us: "I hope that Blaine does a better job than Gest. I was initially fooled into believing that what I was seeing was real, but now I think it's pretty obvious that the whole marriage was just an elaborate hoax. Does anyone have a gun?" "

http://www.thebrainstrust.co.uk/article.68.2945.html

Mmmmmmm......satire.

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that he won't be doing the "disappearing salami" trick.