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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:22 PM
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Tom Cruise ate my baby
i thought it was the dingo but the forensics proved it was Tom.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:23 PM
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1. but was your baby gay?
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:26 PM
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5. Not just gay, a gay scientologist
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:27 PM
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6. that looked like Katie Holmes
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:24 PM
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2. I'm so sorry for this next comment but someone will say it
You're Katie's mom?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:24 PM
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3. If the baby was eaten, exactly what forensics did you depend on?
Are you sure that it wasn't Dick Cheney that ate your baby?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:25 PM
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4. no it was Tom, they tested the leftovers for dna.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 01:28 PM
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7. Well yeah, but that could have been the babies DNA . .. are you sure
it wasn't Tom's kid? :)
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