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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:25 PM
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Oh NO!! Paris Hilton to give up public life!!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&e=1&u=/ap/20050613/ap_en_tv/people_hilton

NEW YORK - Paris Hilton plans to give up public life for family life. The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."



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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:26 PM
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1. a brand of what?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:29 PM
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3. A brand of dumb blonde
duh
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:27 PM
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2. That is about
the funniest thing I've heard all day. Business woman and a brand?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:30 PM
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19. Me thinks Paris wants to be the next Martha Stewart
did I shout in pure joy at the news that she's giving up public life?

"Yaaaayyyyy"!!!!!!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:29 PM
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4. Man, this is the worst day ever!
First Destiny's Child breaks up, now this?! I'll be under this rock. Please, leave me be.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:30 PM
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5. cry on my shoulder
and I will cry on yours :grouphug:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:33 PM
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9. as long as we still have Tom!
I know the gals are upset that he's off the market, but could you image not to have the gift that IS a Tom Cruise film.

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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:47 PM
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12. Days of Thunder, especially
real cinema magic
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:56 PM
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14. Nah, the nutjobs highlight is Magnolia
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:32 PM
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6. Crap. First, Destiny's Child breaks up. Now this.
Next thing you know, Lindsay Lohan will reportedly stop being a party girl and do a sequel to "Herbie, The Love Bug.".

Then all of the pieces will be in place for the Armageddon clock to start ticking.

Because we as a society JUST CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT OUR CELEBS!

Lord help us all.




(Ummmmm... Was my satire too thick? If so, I apologize.) }(
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:32 PM
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7. There is a God
no more "that's hot"

wahoo, :toast: :party: :toast: :party: :toast: :party:
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:32 PM
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8. There IS a God!
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T Roosevelt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:34 PM
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10. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
er, I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:46 PM
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11. Oh, the humanity!
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:55 PM
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13. First of all, I don't believe it.
She'll be back in action before the ink on her divorce papers dry.

Secondly, I thought this was outrageously bitchy: "It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, `Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, `These people are such losers. I can't believe I used to love doing this.'"
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Jamison Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:56 PM
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15. Wow!
No more clubbin', coke-sniffing, or getting her cavernous love tunnel filled in on camera?

I wonder if she became a born-again?
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Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:57 PM
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16. Now, if we can only get Nicole Ritchie and Jessica Simpson to follow suit
our American "culture" would be free of a lot less clutter.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:57 PM
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17. Businesswoman? - Since when can you patent T and A?
Because that's all she sells. Delusional celebrities alwasy make the funny.
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:24 PM
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18. She has various video's out for sale as well
Sister's gotta' make a dolla'
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 05:46 PM
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20. Translation: Instead of giving it away...
...she'll be auctioning it off.

South Park was right:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/812/DONTBUYTHISSTUFF.wav&snd_name=You%20guys,%20don%92t%20buy%20this%20stuff%85%20why%20do%20you%20want%20to%20be%20like%20Paris%20Hilton?">"...stupid spoiled whores..."
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