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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:19 AM
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Bored? Unable to sleep? Frankenstein Computer God Gotcha Down?
Then you need a dose of Legendary Kook Francis Dec!

http://www.epc.buffalo.edu/sound/mp3/sp/dec_francis/dec_rant3.mp3
http://www.epc.buffalo.edu/sound/mp3/sp/dec_francis/dec_rant2.mp3
http://www.epc.buffalo.edu/sound/mp3/sp/dec_francis/dec_rant1.mp3

WARNING: Will change your life.

And I quote: "Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God scum-on-top staged like Hollywood with plastic pale stand-in actors with Communist Gangster Computer God speed recording, instantaneous, simultaneous edited simulated voices implanted for all TV and news media microphones in any known language. Unbelievable con artist gangsterism solely for the overall plan. Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery."

Not enough to convince you?

"The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher bosher vicious medical profession worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery butchery of the body and brain, especially the face. Wipe on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples, red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic colored male sex organs. The brainwash inferior female brain from overall plan intermarry with niggers. Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body, mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed, big pickle nose, bulldog, hanging cheeks and jowls. From teen-age gradual wipe-on yellowing, frowning and blackening of teeth, and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps so vocal chords are made raspy, aged, creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown booze face, worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, senile. Lingering for inevitability of gradualness extermination. For your only hope for a future, do you know one word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?"

http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/dec.html
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:39 AM
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1. Any relation to Dr Bronner?
http://www.drbronner.com/story.html
If you're not familiar with Dr. Bronner's soap labels, scroll to the bottom after following the link.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:40 AM
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2. ALL ONE ALL WORLD DILUTE DILUTE
similar schizophrenia
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:52 AM
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3. Did you read "Kooks"?
Dec's a very popular guy with this lady: http://home.pacifier.com/~dkossy/kooksmus.html
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:58 AM
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4. sure, Donna's great!
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 02:01 AM by thebigidea
I don't think she publishes any more... though I remember a fun article she did on early DEVO somewhere...
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:47 PM
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8. Sorry, I missed your link to her on the original post
Musta been late at night or something
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:14 AM
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5. it has come to my attention that not enough of you are listening
THIS ANGERS THE DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN COMPUTER GANGSTER GOD!
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:46 AM
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6. though this may seem even MORE disturbing in the morning...
I'm going to kick it anyway.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:14 AM
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7. I should've guessed you'd know about Francis E. Dec, Esquire
Remember Absynthe? Smarter than any 5 of us? Acerbic and iconoclastic as all hell?

I once posted a block of some freeper's nincompoopery, a stream of consciousness mess with its germ somewhere in the middle and tangled connections splattering out in all directions, challenging anyone to translate it.

Absynthe dumped a page of FED, esq in response.

I was humbled. It was perfect. I was ready to proclaim Absynthe's divinity as Grand Master Dadaist when he posted a chuckling followup saying, no, it wasn't his. Whew, what a relief. Nobody should enjoy the blessing of that much talent.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:12 PM
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9. Time portal machine
http://www.angelfire.com/clone/disclosure666/index.html


From 1993 to 1996 I was involved in research at a Government facility on developing a machine capable of materializing or manifesting objects , circumstances and acclerating thought forms.

...

When you reach this level of technology you step into another world. A world where anything is possible. The machine was used for many things from diverting war, to creating a better world, to contacting beings from other planets to stop the aging process to instant healing and so on.

Well it was found that after using the machine for so many uses and things, and it sounds crazy, but it seems that we exist in our own reality, space time universe. So what this machine does is creates a rift in space/time to the universe that you want. This universe is based on the frequency that is activated / tuned. This than puts you in that universe. It is also permanent, and I mean very permanent. Once you set the frequency say for example to stop aging, you stop aging, although the effects are really weird for that.


There's also a link to "cleansing" but it won't load. I shudder to imagine.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:13 PM
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10. quick Halloween kick as I rush out the door...
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