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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:37 PM
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If you were to write a personal ad about yourself, what would it say?
Just curious. Indulge me, please. :-)
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ihaveaquestion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:42 PM
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1. SPBSD = Sexy Progressive Blonde Swing-Dancer n/t
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 03:59 PM
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2. Blond white woman
who isn't missing...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 04:03 PM
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3. Dude on a roll
Rolls on the Sabbath, so I can hang.

Try me.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 04:05 PM
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4. Luckiest woman on Earth seeks absolutely no one!!
I found him already!:loveya:
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 04:22 PM
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5. Are you equal parts Bono and Shah Rukh Khan? If so, let me be your puppy.
Alas, no such man exists. Which is good, because I think I'd like being a puppy for maybe five minutes.

One sign of my getting older is that every now and then I find myself with a checklist of what is/isn't acceptable. Very limiting, probably.
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:04 PM
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6. Here's is a true one I wouldn't write
Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 05:05 PM by Maraya1969
High Maintenance, quirky, neurotic and amusing women who will never bore you looking for a man with a lot of patience. Money wouldn't hurt.

EDIT - can't spell either
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:06 PM
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7. heh. I just wrote one a couple days ago.
and I already got a couple of hits on it. here's what it said:

"Hey baby, what's your sign? I hope it's 'yield'."
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:10 PM
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8. Capture the elusive 'Gay Nerd'
Make me laugh and I'll follow you anywhere. Lets talk about airplanes and movies....wait! where are you going?
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:29 PM
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9. I'd love to capture him
:evilgrin:

If I order the box set of AbFab from Amazon will that work?
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:30 PM
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10. Absolutely....oh wait...I own them already. I'll just bring mine
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:31 PM
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11. Grumpy yet humourous
Cynical yet idealistic. Shallow yet profound. Reserved yet flirtatious.

My goodness, if you want a pretty screwed up bundle of contradictions, who mixes some mean drinks (all gin based) then I'm then man.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:33 PM
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12. God's Gift to Women
but I'd be lyin'.

Aren't you supposed to do that in personal ads?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:36 PM
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13. seeking soul mate
that's all

:blush:

i'm a big flirt, but that's my bottom line... i'm a hopeless romantic at heart

:blush:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:40 PM
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16. What's the box number to respond to?
:loveya:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:41 PM
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17. hey you
get to bed!

:hug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:45 PM
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18. How can I resist such charm?
Pity I'm not a counter-tenor or I could sing that gorgeous line "then to thy rest, oh my soul" from Purcell.

:hug:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:38 PM
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14. Dark haired, hazel eyed SWF
Reclusive, loves solitude, reading, long walks in the woods and other solitary activities. Seeking someone who will stay out of the way and not bother her. Helps if he can mix drinks and keep his hands off the remote control.
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Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:40 PM
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Old and gassy
Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 05:40 PM by Old_Fart
Democrat,single,likes to eat and farts allot.
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:40 PM
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15. FPIWAPFTTM-Flipping Pseudo-Intellectual With A Penchant for Talking
Too Much seeks anyone who will listen.

Actually I don't know what I would really say. I'll try this:

TMIMASF-This male is married and spoken for.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-14-05 05:49 PM
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19. I have no time for your bullshit
so leave it at the door. I like driving fast and eating well, so you should, too. Yes, I love books, but only as objects of worship and repair; I hate the actual authors. You need to know who Roger Zelazny, Larry Franklin, Justin Raimondo, Jan Tschiold (Robert Bringhurst is also acceptable), and Gerda Lerner are.
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