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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:46 AM
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I want to pick a fight
matcom's ass does NOT taste like vanilla ice cream.

CatWoman would lose in a deathmatch with matcom.

short bus president has two massive spiders outside his door that compromise the security of all who dwell there, and I blame him.

JohnKleeb would make a poor pull toy.

Bring it, muthafuckas.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:47 AM
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1. William Pitt has too many double consanants in his name
Take that man from olduvale!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:48 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. Fine
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 02:12 AM by WilliamPitt
Call me Wilaeiouandsometimesyliam Pitaeiouandsometimesyt.

:P
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:49 AM
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3. Yo mama!
And nobody's gonna lay a hand on JohnKleeb. I've got his back covered on that. ;-)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:50 AM
Response to Reply #3
5. You got his back?
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 01:50 AM by WilliamPitt
Can I get his front?

:)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:51 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. I think John's a minor Will
You sick pervert!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:52 AM
Response to Reply #7
8. Mmmmmm...
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:59 AM
Response to Reply #5
20. No. I am guarding him. Nobody touches him.
Trust me - don't fuck with a mother. You WILL lose. :)
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:35 PM
Response to Reply #20
86. But some of us
LIKE to fuck mothers...

Hence the term, MILF.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:29 PM
Response to Reply #86
98. That's different. you can have the mother, just hands off the kid
:D
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:16 AM
Response to Reply #5
60. Didn't realize you played for our team, Will.
Great, now you qualify for the toaster oven!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:27 PM
Response to Reply #60
82. Normally I dont
For Kleeb, I make exceptions.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:47 PM
Response to Reply #82
89. Throw in a chicken...
and do it in public and I think you'll have broken every section of Texas' indecency statute. ;-)
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:01 PM
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90. A chicken?!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:05 PM
Response to Reply #90
91. Yes...a chicken
or a goat maybe...some sort of critter anyway.
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:08 PM
Response to Reply #82
92. Hey If john converts you permanently...
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 01:08 PM by thom1102
He qualifies for the free 5 disc DVD player, and Sony Surround sound system.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:10 PM
Response to Reply #92
93. Does he also get
one of those daily memo pads that say 'The Gay Agenda' across the top?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:14 PM
Response to Reply #93
94. You 2 are EVIL!
Can't you just imagine poor Kleeb's reaction when he gets home from school and sees this thread. He's gonna spontaneously combust from embarassment. Hee. :-)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:20 PM
Response to Reply #93
95. You need to get the yak involved
to get that.
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DeathvadeR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:49 AM
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4. Ya????
Your moms so Hairy..................Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:50 AM
Response to Reply #4
6. Yo momma's so ugly
I use her face to make gorrilla cookies.
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DeathvadeR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:54 AM
Response to Reply #6
13. ooooooooo snap
hehehehehe
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:54 AM
Response to Reply #13
16. yeh yeh yeh
:)
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:54 AM
Response to Reply #6
15. Yo momma is so fat
She irons her clothes in the driveway
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 05:05 AM
Response to Reply #15
48. yo mama so fat
she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #48
62. Your mama's so fat her Blood type is Ragu!
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thom1102 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:19 AM
Response to Reply #6
63. Yeah? Well you so ugly that when you was born,
THe doctor slapped your momma!
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:52 AM
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9. Panther (OS X 10.3) rules!
http://www.apple.com/macosx/

:P
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:53 AM
Response to Reply #9
12. Alert! Shit garbage trash in my thread!
:)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:52 AM
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10. "Come on people now, smile on your brother...."
Stop it! The Man WANTS us to fight!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:53 AM
Response to Reply #10
11. "I don't want to die without any scars."
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anti_shrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:54 AM
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14. Oh yeah
Well I'll....I'll....hmmm....

I know! I'll stop pimping your book to everyone I see!

TAKE THAT!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:54 AM
Response to Reply #14
17. Good! I mean...wait...well..
snuh...
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baby_bear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:57 AM
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18. Ah, Will, you don't really mean it....
tickle tickle tickle!!!!

I think I just avoided your right hook....


Well, I tried!!

s_m

P.S. My team didn't win either....
:nopity:
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:58 AM
Response to Reply #18
19. Oh, I meant it
Especially about matcom's ass.

Trust me. Ass = NOT vanilla.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:00 AM
Response to Reply #19
21. umm...
how did you come by this knowledge?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:03 AM
Response to Reply #21
23. You have to fight me to find out
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:48 AM
Response to Reply #23
71. Fight?
Nah, I'd rather just use evil and delicious pornographic thoughts about the two of you playing hide the...oh, sorry, daydreams shouldn't be said aloud.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:51 AM
Response to Reply #71
73. Yes they should...
thinking of those 2 playing "hide the..." is much nicer than actually thinking about my job. Thanks for sharing. *smooch*
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:53 AM
Response to Reply #73
75. So sorry...
It was one of those 'oh, did I say that out loud' moments. (Mmmmm....hide the.....)
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:17 AM
Response to Reply #19
61. most ass doesn't taste like vanilla
unless they use vanilla ass lotion or something.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:01 AM
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22. Want a fight?
I'm a Yankee fan.
Oh, and I'll see you Saturday @ the gathering Pitt..I'll be wearing my Giambi shirt JUST FOR YOU AND MATCOM!!! :D
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:04 AM
Response to Reply #22
24. Are you old enough to get into a bar?
:)
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:04 AM
Response to Reply #24
25. Hush you
I look old.
I've gotten away with it before.
Besides, they know Boston College students treat them well...;)
Oh and I'm 4'11. Youz goin down Will!!!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:08 AM
Response to Reply #25
29. I'll vouch for you
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 02:11 AM by WilliamPitt
just so I can drink you under the bar. :)

Seriously, at 1pm on a Saturday you should be fine...but bring a phattt fake anyway.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:11 AM
Response to Reply #29
33. Is that a dare??
Bring on the sour apple martinis! Im making Will my biatch!!
Boston College student know how to hold our booze...hoo hoo you're in trouble :toast: :toast:
Here's to being trashed by 2 PM Saturday!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:14 AM
Response to Reply #33
34. This Holy Cross grad says it's a fact
I grew up across the streed from BC. Been bitchin' down you dumbfucks since I was 13.

Bring a good id just to make sure.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:16 AM
Response to Reply #34
36. Well..I have no fake ID
I have no fake ID.
If there is a god on this earth, nooone will look at me and give a second thought.....
Worst comes to worst, I'll shake a few hands and run out with a beer before they figure out I'm not 21 :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:18 AM
Response to Reply #36
37. Well
It's a fairly deserted bar at 1pm, so hopefully you'll pass. Try to get SOMETHING to pass as an ID. You can do it. You went to BC. Duuuuuhhhhh...
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:19 AM
Response to Reply #37
39. For some frickin' reason I haven't been able to get one!
I shit you not.
Most people here just go to bars and not get carded...
Besides, it's a Felony to have those things- I'd rather not have that on my record :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:21 AM
Response to Reply #39
40. You have a brother? A friend?
Pretty much anything will do.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:24 AM
Response to Reply #40
41. Nada
Like I said, worst comes to worst, I'll say hi and get out. My experiences have said if you don't look like a college student (read: don't wear the f--king sweatshirt), you won't get hassled.
And on second though, no Giambi shirt..that's asking for trouble if the barkeeps are Sox fans- which in all probability they are. I'll dress in Hillary style...
In any case, should be fun meeting ya'all saturday!
I must pray to the gods of alcohol that they will bless me with immunity...
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:31 AM
Response to Reply #41
44. I guarantee
Sox fan bartenders where we're going. Be wise.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:06 AM
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26. UNIX rulz windoze suks
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:10 AM
Response to Reply #26
32. Caveman
:)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:46 AM
Response to Reply #32
69. You're the one can't cope with modern operating systems
Like Mac OS X
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:30 PM
Response to Reply #69
84. Your screen name suits you
:)

Troglodyte.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 01:22 PM
Response to Reply #84
96. So does yours
Must be nice being in the pitts.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:06 AM
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27. "Tastes Great!"
You gonna take that bait, sweetcheeks?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:09 AM
Response to Reply #27
30. "Less Fuck You!"
Maybe.

:)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:14 AM
Response to Reply #30
35. Holy Shit, you just made me laugh so hard...
I almost spat out a $1 gulp of a $7 bottle of Evian! Careful, that shit's expensive....
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:18 AM
Response to Reply #35
38. Apologies
You ain't even drinkin' the beer you're defendin'. Jeez...
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:29 AM
Response to Reply #38
42. Oh, how banal....
Beer is dead common. I'm sipping Kristal, if you must know, and flossing with some shorties. It's crunk. But you wouldn't know nothin bout that......

Oh, who am I kidding, I'm sitting in my boxers, smoking....something, and my biceps look like incence sticks. You win, dammit!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:30 AM
Response to Reply #42
43. I justn finished a bottle of some wine I never heard of
and your shorties sound damn good. :)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:39 AM
Response to Reply #43
45. Boy, if I had a penny for every time a guy said that to me...
I'd still owe money to my brother-in-law. How was I supposed to know not to use his lawnmower to shave his Llasa Apso?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:40 AM
Response to Reply #45
46. SNARF
:)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:07 AM
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28. Hey Will, Don't pick a fight with me....
I keep this handy for folks picking fights!!!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:10 AM
Response to Reply #28
31. AAAAAAAAAAAHHH SHE SAID THE WORD!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 08:39 AM
Response to Reply #31
52. But you smelled so April Fresh
:D
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 05:02 AM
Response to Reply #28
47. MEM-or-rieeeeeeeeees...Like the Corners of my Minnnnnnd!
those wa-ter colored mem-or-ies of the "Way We Barfed":puke:

:grouphug:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 08:16 AM
Response to Reply #28
50. FUNNIEST. SIGHT. EVER.
If only that Canadian radio guy knew what he was dealing with...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:51 AM
Response to Reply #50
74. HEY, it was a non-smoking floor
A girl has to do what a girl can do. Anyhow blame Pagam for enabling me with the Febreze. It was just like 1983 when Rumsfeld help arm Hussein......

go figure

:shrug:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 05:34 AM
Response to Original message
49. Join The Army!
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 05:36 AM by Hubert Flottz
Let Bushco pick your fight! It won't take long to find another fight they're workin' on it now!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 08:18 AM
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51. WOOOOOOHOOOOO
i am SO GONNA KICK YOUR F*CKING A** IN DARTS TOMORROW!!!!

BRING IT ON!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 08:40 AM
Response to Original message
53. Go to your room young man, and don't come out until you have
something nice to say about someone!!!


Sorry, carried away after crazy children school run this morning. ;)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 08:59 AM
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54. I can out wagga yer ass!
Wagga times INFINITY! :P Plus, my coffee kicks yer ass! :donut:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:14 AM
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55. But you tooooold me you'd caaaaaaallll....
*foot stomp* That is like, sooooo, like, totally inconsiderate, ya know.

And like, after I voted for your like pull-toy and everything, ya know.

It's like, so mean!
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:57 AM
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56. How would you KNOW what his ass tasted like?!
I'm guessing Jamocha. Just a guess mind you, I've not, unlike some here, actually tasted his ASS.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:05 AM
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57. Damn, see what I miss when I'm out sick for a night...
Hey Will, gimme a holler if you need someone to patch you up. Hee...it's Halloween - I could be a "naughty nurse". ;-)
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:10 AM
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58. Punk-ass Boston shit-for-brains
Probably sat in his house and cried for a week after the Red Sox choked against the Yankees. Did it bring back memories of Bucky Dent? Bill Buckner?

Your personal hygeine leaves much to be desired. You are the child of shit-throwing apes and shit-eating donkeys, with the intelligence to match neither. Everyone on this website who reads your idiotic, self-obsessed, bullshit posts is actually stupider for having done so.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:14 AM
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59. Hey, everyone, ask Will where his snake is!
I have conclusive proof the Will is a serial reptile abuser!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:21 AM
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64. Hah!! WE DID IT!!! Will Pitt ran away from his own fight thread!
*victory dance*
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:24 AM
Response to Reply #64
65. He's a big chicken...
bawk bawk bawk
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:26 AM
Response to Reply #64
66. Yes, and sleep is not a valid excuse...
;)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:30 PM
Response to Reply #64
85. You have three-hour advantage over me
I can show you where to stick that space needle.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 02:02 PM
Response to Reply #85
97. Dude...
I'm just gonna remind you that I'm a chica. So depending upon what proximate location you had in mind for the large, phallic landmark, it might actually be a pleasurable event after which one of us feels the need to smoke a cigarette.

With regard to the time delay: Yeah. But that's actually more of an advantage to you 'right coasters' not us 'left coasters.' Regardless, it's evened up by the fact that I still teach classes. Something your slack ass has prolly forgotten how to do.

But if you're still worried about that distance/time zone thing, - I'd be happy to tell you where to go.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 03:13 PM
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99. Sounds like the Needle is already well-placed
:)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 03:17 PM
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100. Right-O.
Comfy?

:hi:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 03:21 PM
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101. If you aren't...
just shift position a little. You'll get used to it.

I sure hope someone is capturing this on film for America's Funniest Home Videos. :-)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:31 AM
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67. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KICK YOUR ASS WILLIAM
BRING IT ON. :7
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:41 AM
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68. Y'all just talkin' a bunch of shit...
... puffin' up an' everythang. Tryin' to look good, make yourselves look like your big and bad.

I'm just waitin' for the equalizer to enter the room. Then ther will be some ass kickin' goin' on.

Yep. I'm waitin' to see Skittles go to work. And I'll just sit back and watch. My momma didn't raise any fools, ya know...

:evilgrin:
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Flaming Meaux Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:48 AM
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70. Are you ready for a CHALLENGE?


Twenty-exty-six!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:48 AM
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72. *smack*
There ya go.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:54 AM
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76. try this one on for size:
you drink PBR like a little girl! (no offense to any little girls who drink PBR). Why, I bet you won't even be able to finish your 3rd PBR tomorrow!
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:55 AM
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77. Picking behavior.
Try a low dose of Lexapro, 5 mg to start, as a first-line treatment.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:57 AM
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78. My momma always said...
"if you don't stop picking at it, it'll never get better". :-)
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:30 AM
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79. I haven't read your book....
.....haven't even bought it yet.....and your beloved Patriots and Red Sox SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! *holds up fists* NOW BRING IT BIG BOY...come on PUT'EM UP...DARE YA TO FUCK WIT ME!!! :nuke:
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:37 AM
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80. You're going down, Pitt.
Yeah, after you're done tasting Matcom's ass, watching Catwoman meet the Reaper, messing with Short Bus President's security guards, and pulling Kleeb along, come over here.

I'll show you what transplanted Ohioans do to Boston pretty-boys.

Oh, and I ain't gonna read that shitty-ass book you wrote -- I'd rather read shampoo directions, really. So fuck you and everybody that looks like you. If your big bad pen isn't going to be put to use writing something of value to my Congressional campaign, you can stick it so far up your ass you spit ink, dickhead.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:29 PM
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83. Snap
You need me to write you directions for where the Capitol building is? A lesson on how a bill becomes a law? I can help. Really.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:39 PM
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87. You can write directions to the Capitol?
I thought you'd get confused, what with all those DC streets with big names like "A" or "M" or "K." Or have you finally finished learning your ABCs? If so, you should be congratulated! You're almost ready to try the potty!
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salmonhorse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:40 AM
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81. Although not mentioned by name just allow me to say...
"You MomMa so fat she stepped on a rainbow made Skittles!"
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 12:40 PM
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88. I want you to hit me as hard as you can
:evilgrin:
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