The Judicial Blanch of all CAPTIONS!! - Democratic Underground

skip fox

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:28 AM
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The Judicial Blanch of all CAPTIONS!!

Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 11:30 AM by skip fox

"And Judge Pickering here is a good and a wise man. When I asked him to smell my finger he wouldn't cause he knows I haven't been with a woman for weeks. So he wasn't going to have nothing to do with no finger, no siree. Now THAT's what I call smart!"

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grannylib

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:35 AM
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1. Now if I can just get my finger up his nose...

You will hear an amazing rendition of the Marseillais...
*lol*
(Any python fans out there??)

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Mr. Jinx

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:38 AM
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2. I know it's easy, but you can't blame him for that tie, Georgie.

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Fenris

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:40 AM
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3. "Wait, you mean *I* nominated this asshole?"

Sorry, I got nothin better today, skip.

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underpants

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:40 AM
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4. He's so far to the right even I can't touch him!

:spank:

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XNASA

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:41 AM
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5. w* sez: "Pull my finger. Again."

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wysimdnwyg

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Fri Oct-31-03 11:44 AM
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6. Not a caption, just a question

Does chimp-boy EVER sit up straight in his chair? Every picture I've seen in which he's sitting, he's slouching. And if his legs aren't crossed, they're splayed wide open like he wants the world to look at his crotch.

Damn, man. I know you don't act like it, and you sure as hell don't SPEAK like it, but you're the f'in President (and no, you didn't earn it). At least try to LOOK presidential.

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cosmicdot

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Fri Oct-31-03 12:20 PM
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7. W: just when you think you've met the whitest man in "merica ...

... along comes someone from this Klan ... you think he'd just retire his ass to walk 'round his plantation with his hounds and a jaw of chew and to sip Kentucky Gentleman from sunrise to sunset ... geesh, not every southern bigot will live as long as Strom ... retire, and give some new blood a chance ... like his son ... but, we love him and we'll get'em in that judge's seat come hell or high water ... if not now, certainly in aught five ...

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