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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:47 AM Original message |
Please Give Me Some Really Really Bad Advice... |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. Here, take this bobby pin...and stick it in that electrical outlet. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:48 AM Original message |
Righty Loosey, Lefty Tighty. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
2. It's ok to put pots with plastic handles in the oven |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:49 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I actually did that |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
3. I think you should call him, like, twenty times today...while he's at work |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
4. There is no danger in taking a radio into the bubble bath with you |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
6. You should quit your job and take up drug smuggling |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
7. Go ahead...Leave your puppy outside all day while you're at work! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. But I only have kittycats - will they be ok |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:54 AM Response to Reply #10 |
21. Sure! Just make sure you declaw them first! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:03 PM Response to Reply #21 |
35. jinx! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:10 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. GMTA!!! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:54 AM Response to Reply #10 |
22. just make sure you de-claw them first |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. In the car. |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. No... Leave Fido in your car during the summer! (nt) |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
8. Vote GOP (nt) |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
9. Always cut the blue wire first... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
13. Never dry your hair in a microwave oven... |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
19. or a puppy, but kittens dry up real nice |
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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
14. Listen to the corporate media. |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
15. Good advice is often annoying, bad advice never. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
16. Go play poker with a guy named "Doc", eat at "Mom's" and |
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HeeBGBz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
17. It's okay to juggle butcher knives |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
18. Don't act too smart, the boys don't like that. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
20. If you just hunch over and turn away, the wasps will not sting you. |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
23. You wont get pregnant the first time. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:56 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I've heard a coke douche is good insurance... |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
24. I think you should date that weird guy with all the guns and |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:56 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. so what are you doing Friday night |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
27. The best way to calm an angry bear |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
28. E before I and always before U |
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simpleplan (37 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
29. No need for Birth control, just a good trampoline. |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
30. Go ahead and marry him. He'll quit seeing her. |
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RPM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
31. Try to take a Cop's gun |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
32. Plastic cups dry just great on the bottom rack of the dishwasher... |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
33. Go hiking in some deep, deep mud n/t |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:03 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. smartass |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
36. You should go to Gary, Indiana on your next vacation |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:05 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. Newark, New Jersey is better this time of year |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:07 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Only if you're into blue skies, fresh air and scenic landscapes |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
37. Even if your DH doesn't want any more children |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:08 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. what's a DH |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:28 PM Response to Reply #41 |
54. DH = dear husband |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
40. Vote Republican... nt |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
43. Go ahead, you'll be safe so long as they know you're an American. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
44. Use the New York Post as your bible |
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Steve Nash is god 13 (353 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
45. spit on georgie or walk up to a cop and shoot him |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
46. Run with scissors open around a swimming pool |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
47. Maximum Strength Drano is hormone-activated - be sure to swish |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
48. Always end each response to a Law Enforcement Officer's question with |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
49. DS1 gives good advice, meant to enhance your life |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
50. Remember, if you drop change on the subway tracks, always stand on the 3rd |
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The empressof all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
51. Go ahead and use cornflakes to coat your fried chicken |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
52. Sell all your worldly possessions |
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zbdent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
53. Whiz on the electric fence |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
55. Save time. Butter your toast before you put it in the toaster. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:44 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. To really save time... Toast it up in your morning bath. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:46 PM Response to Original message |
57. To end a long drought... |
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Democracy White (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
58. Go downtown and flash everybody |
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Democracy White (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
59. Pee on the street |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
60. if you find yourself short on saline... |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
61. Never, ever use condoms... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #61 |
71. I did the last one |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
62. Go swimming in a terrible thunderstorm with something made of metal |
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Modem Butterfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
63. If you're ever out of Chorizo, use Kielbasa... |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:05 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. Kielbasa makes everything taste better |
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Modem Butterfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:08 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Kielbasa? Cream? |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
66. Why not move to the southeast? It is cheaper and the people are great! NM |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
67. Cook bacon nakkid. |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:22 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. speaking from experience |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. It's a rite of passage, grasshopper. n/t |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
69. Always trust your |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
70. Loan someone some money. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
73. Go to Disneyworld in August. |
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