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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:45 PM
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Cut my own head off, investigated for my own murder..advice needed
Should I steam my veggies or boil them?
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:48 PM
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1. Steam them lightly
Always. And toss them w/ extra-vigin olive oil as well; very, very good stuff!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:49 PM
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3. Gotcha
:thumbsup:
Thanks
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:01 PM
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16. Don't you mean Evoo?
:hide:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:48 PM
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2. Steam!!
:9
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:50 PM
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4. At least I won't get frizzy hair
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:51 PM
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9. You can use the steam for a facial too!!!
:silly:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:56 PM
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13. But I have no head
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:59 PM
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14. Oh that is right; you cut it off! Well you can steam your hands and feet!
:crazy:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:50 PM
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5. I find steaming consumes too much ENERGY, FAR better to do a fast
saute with a squeeze of lemon juice, drizzle of olive oil, at least per RACHEL RAY.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:50 PM
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6. Steam them, they'll stay crisper and retain more nutrients.
BTW, are you referring to anything in particular with the self-decaiptation motif? 'Cuz that happened here a few years ago. A guy went batshit and stabbed his girlfriend some ridiculous number of times, then when the cops came for him, he lopped his own head off with a chainsaw right there in his driveway. Two kickers to the story: one, thankfully his girlfriend lived, and so beside the intrinsic good of that, he wouldn't have to have faced a murder charge anyway and two, I went to high school with the guy. Gotta love us Mayfield boys, no? ;)
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:53 PM
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11. I don't think I remember that one
This area has some strange ones out there.

Actually, this was a poor attempt at addressing medical and legal advice in one shot.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:50 PM
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7. That depends...
Do you want them flavourful, full of nutrients and imbued with perky texture? - Then you should steam them.

Would you prefer all colour, flavour and nutritional value be expertly tortured from them while they cower weakly at the bottom of a pot...? Then boil them.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:56 PM
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12. LOL
Now I feel sorry for every vegetable I have ever boiled. May they rest in peace.

I steam usually.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:50 PM
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8. Locking... it's not appropriate to ask for cooking advice from non-
professionals, especially if it involves cannibalism and murder.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 03:52 PM
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10. LOL!
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:00 PM
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15. I recommend you consult a surgeon, an attorney and a chef
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:05 PM
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17. LOL... And a butcher and a candlestick maker
:rofl:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:25 PM
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20. Can you ask a chef anything here?
Or..can I even ask you that?
Or that?
Or that?
Or that?
Or that?
..........
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:44 PM
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22. No. You are sick. Get help. Call a hotline. For a good time call.....
(sucker!)
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:21 PM
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18. How were you planning to eat them? You've cut your own head off!
I think this calls for puree.:D
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:23 PM
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19. I'll just drop them down my neck
But puree?...Hmmm? I think you have something there.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-23-05 04:25 PM
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21. Drop them down your neck! LOL
:rofl:
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