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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:09 PM Original message |
Tom Cruise walks into a German bar with a gay penguin on his head |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. are they looking for "female seductresses?" |
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flakey_foont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
2. They charge him 10 dollars for a beer |
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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. And the bartender replies: PRICES ARE NOT TO BE QUESTIONED!! |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
4. And the penguin is mobbed with well-wishers and congratulated |
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OldLeftieLawyer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. The penguin immediately converts |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
6. The bartender says doesn't he shit on you ... |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
7. Goddammit, quick picking on Cruise! |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
8. Has the penguin been "audited" and ordered to read "Dianetics"? |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
9. punchline: The Aristocrats |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 12:42 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. LMAO! |
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ithinkmyliverhurts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-24-05 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
11. And Cruise says, |
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