There is, apparently, a mouse in my armpit.

Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:26 AM
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There is, apparently, a mouse in my armpit.

:evilgrin:

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:27 AM
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1. Must be warm there.

;)

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:29 AM
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3. It tickles...

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nickgutierrez

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:29 AM
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2. What does it eat?

:scared:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:29 AM
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4. crabs

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nickgutierrez

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:30 AM
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6. .

:rofl:

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ScreamingMeemie

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:30 AM
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5. You have got a major problem on your hands...er in your arms then.

;) :hi:

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:31 AM
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8. Yes, I'm really not sure how to handle it...

poison?... No, it keeps dropping out of my armpit.... and the traps are just too big and uncomfortable. I suppose I should shave. :shrug:

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BikeWriter

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:31 AM
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7. I have been tempted to raise a tiny white mouse as a pet...

I think it would be cool as hell to get pictures of one peeking out of my beard! :)

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:31 AM
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9. Great idea.... and it could clean up after you at meals...

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BikeWriter

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:33 AM
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10. That would be cool, but sometimes...

I like to save some food in there for later.

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:36 AM
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11. Good point... hmmm... it's a paradox.

maybe they make muzzles tiny enough for mice.

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BikeWriter

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:40 AM
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13. Maybe so. I really don't want a rat in there...

there's room, but it's so close to my jugular.

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matcom

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:36 AM
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12. correction

a mouse covered in stinky white shit

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:44 AM
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14. What the hell is your problem?

Isn't having a party with a whole lot of cool people today enough for you? You've got to taunt me? :P

And why would it be covered in stinky white shit anyway?

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matcom

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:45 AM
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15. nothing is EVER enough for me

and the stinky white shit shall remain my "Secret" :P

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:47 AM
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17. Well.... can you drink it at least?

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matcom

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:49 AM
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19. never tried

let me know how it is though

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:49 AM
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20. Yummmmmmmm!

Tastes like chalk... and little like flowers.

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progmom

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:47 AM
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16. is this the same mouse that was in your car?

i think this mouse likes you.

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:48 AM
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18. OMG ... you could be RIGHT! But...

it would be the GHOST of the mouse in my car (which is now a mummy in my car somewhere). :scared:

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libodem

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:50 AM
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21. call the exterminator and definitely shave....

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Misunderestimator

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Sat Jun-25-05 11:53 AM
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22. But, what if I cut the mouse with the razor?

I don't want to hurt it. :shrug:

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