Oldest bank robber - Democratic Underground

HawkerHurricane

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:17 PM
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Oldest bank robber

The oldest bank robber in the United States, a ninety-two-year-old man in Texas, has been sentenced to twelve years in prison. This is what scares me about our prison system. You know with good behavior he could be out and back on the streets by the time he's ninety-eight

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mwdem

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:18 PM
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1. Scary...

:scared: How've you been?

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HawkerHurricane

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:21 PM
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3. Well...

thank you.

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mwdem

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:23 PM
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5. Just haven't been online lately,

& haven't seen you posting. Just curious to see how you're doing.

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Wickerman

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:19 PM
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2. At least he wasn't caught smoking medical dope - they'd have locked the

poor bastard up for life.

:yoiks:

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sasquatch

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:22 PM
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4. "Put the money in the bags and nobody gets *snap* OW, MY HIP!!"

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liberalnurse

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:29 PM
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6. He will get better care there

than in a nursing home.

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enigami

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:46 PM
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7. Lets see

You are 92
You have no money to speak of
medicare
no family that wants to take care of you
State run nursing home opion

I think I would rob a bank too

You get a lot of money and get away with it, or you get caught and go to a nice well run prison where you get fed and good care.

Brilliant if you ask me

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BikeWriter

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Tue Jun-28-05 10:48 PM
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8. I used to know the oldest surviving coach robber...

He was from Texas, too.

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Kenneth ken

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Tue Jun-28-05 11:08 PM
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9. nice job on that pilot

what scale is that? I'm guessing pretty small if those are tweezers/hemastat in the pic as well.

:applause:

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HawkerHurricane

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Wed Jun-29-05 08:46 PM
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10. I honestly don't know...

I didn't do the job (it is nice, isn't it?), I pulled the pic from the internet.

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