Beach volleyball gives women saggy boobs says german doctor

ps1074

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:11 AM
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Beach volleyball gives women saggy boobs says german doctor

Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 11:14 AM by ps1074

Women should not play beach volleyball unless they want to be left with sagging breasts, a top German surgeon has warned.

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But plastic surgeon Dr George Khoury, 39, from Hamburg, says the increasingly popular sport has created a growing number of female clients who have come to him complaining about sagging breasts.

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"Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts, which can lead to permanent sagginess," warned Dr Khoury.

He added: "The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time, as happens in beach volleyball."

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"A similar thing can happen to male genitalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far," he said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1445346.html

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meegbear

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:13 AM
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1. Volleyball eh?

Hmmmmmm ....

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Tempest

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:15 AM
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2. From what I've seen

Most women volleyball player's don't have any breasts to speak of.

Not that I mind. I like 'em small.

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SOteric

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:26 AM
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3. Eh. I think he just invented that story to tell his wife

about why he was so fixated on women's volleyball players bouncing boobies.

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DS1

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:34 AM
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4. and so what if a guy likes to leave the occassional deer footprint in the

sand :D

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SOteric

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:47 AM
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7. *snerk*

You are going to get such a :spank:

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Dora

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:57 AM
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8. kerosene will fix that.

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RedCloud

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:40 AM
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5. Sagging testicles?

What's wrong with that?

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kodi

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:43 AM
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6. now i understand why the best "over 40" women's team is called Droopers

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sakabatou

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:59 AM
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9. Tell that to the women of Dead or Alive...

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CitrusLib

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Wed Jun-29-05 12:01 PM
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10. Do they not have sports bras and jock straps in Germany?

A new reason to get satellite TV. Who knew what we were missing?!

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