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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:00 PM
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Any singles out there looking for a great way to pick up someone?
I am single legally, but have been with someone for 12 years. So I can't morally do this. But, for all the true singles out there, can you do me a favor and try to pick up someone for a night of pleasure by using any or all of the following terms?:

* 9/11
* Our troops
* Our flag
* Our country

I figured that if Bush is usually successful getting people to support him using those words. You can have the same success hooking up with someone at the bar, lounge, library, park, grocery store, etc. Be creative with those terms, and let us know how that goes.

Your friend,
Danno





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LeftyDarthBrodie Donating Member (941 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 05:20 PM
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1. I'll go to a fundie church
tie all of those to Jesus and manage to find many friendly girls who will gladly be with me and wait till we get married to have sex.
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