Is this f'real?

http://www.flat-d.com/index.html

(Mods, a tiny bit of leeway please...I seriously can't tell. :shrug:)

If so, I know what I want for a wedding gift!! :bounce:

That is hilarious!

Did you see their pet products? :rofl:

:shrug:

In fact, I'm rather like a 10 yr old boy...the noise usually makes me giggle uncontrollably. :D

But the smell...the horror...the horror... :cry:

perhaps you should take him for a colonic or have him take those colon cleaning products.

get him a colonic for his birthday or just for the heck of it (it is the gift that keeps on giving)

yeah, it's that bad. It's kind of astonishing.

this can't be healthy for Dolo and the children :cry:

but there is a room-clearing quality.

:rofl:

i hope, for your sake, that it is real.

:rofl:

some very happy customers out there this was on thier feedback page

Hi Brian,

We are so thrilled with your product Flat-D, and it really proved effective with my moms health problems. I can't even begin to tell you how Flat D's are already changing her life! Now, she'll be able to travel without embarrassment of odors she has no control over. I have annual leave with the Postal Plant in September this year and, I'm actually going to try save enough money, so my mom and I can plan a trip to Hawaii. On September 14th mom will be 78 years old, and that's why I'd like to take her to Hawaii. Now thanks to Flat-D she'll be able to travel in confidence. I've traveled there twice, but she never has because of her flatulence problems. It's been her lifelong dream to get to visit Hawaii. Perhaps we can look you up since I too am a postal employee. She would love to meet the person who invented this wonderful product, and helped her to have a better quality of life. We are so happy with your product. Mom is a devout born again Christian and feels her prayers have been answered. Thanks again Brian

God Bless You and Yours, J.C.

On my nose, so I won't have to smell the intern's occasional deadly-but-deadly exflatulations from across the hall. I mean ceiling tiles are sagging and birds are dropping out of the sky.

We'd have to buy him the econo-box, extra strength.

Mainly because of the ostomy links. Couldn't see them going that far for just a joke.

Frien of mine has a had a temp colostomy for almost three years. He made me promise to make him eggrolls after his reversal, which is this August because he couldn't eat them before because of the cabbage.

Too bad we didn't know about this product. Could have been dining a year ago. :-)

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/flat-d/Flat-Dcommercial.wmv

I can`t understand it you would think it would have a muffler too. The sound is more embarrassing than the smell.

At least with the smell you can blame the dog.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/flat-d_1849_2003196

now you've seen everything.

:wow: :rofl:

...for what you need.