I was just thinking today how proud I was no one had recently

dave29

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:48 PM
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I was just thinking today how proud I was no one had recently

advocated SPITTING TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE. I remember a thread about that a while back, and it really disgusted me, that anyone in their right mind would want to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

Really, people, congratulations.

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NoPasaran

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:50 PM
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1. It would ruin my whole day if someone were to

SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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tjdee

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:52 PM
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2. I can't believe we're talking about this again.

I don't think anyone should SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

I mean honestly.

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Dave Reynolds

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:52 PM
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3. Thanks,

but a boy can dream, can he not?:crazy:

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:55 PM
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5. Do you mean a dream where one would

SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE?

That would be such a rude dream.

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Dave Reynolds

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:58 PM
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7. True,

even rude fellow that I am I could not condone anyone who would SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:02 PM
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11. I'm glad that you've come to your senses

and now realize that it works against our cause to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Left Is Write

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:53 PM
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4. I could never in good conscience advocate

SPITTING TOBACCO IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:56 PM
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6. If one were to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE

then the terrorists would win.

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bluestateguy

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Wed Jun-29-05 04:59 PM
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8. Huh? Oh yeah, I'm against doing that

Um, I don't condone doing that.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:04 PM
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12. You don't condone doing what?

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dave29

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:00 PM
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9. I suppose if an alien race took over the planet, and would only

spare humanity if someone were to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE, then, and only then, would I condone it.

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xmas74

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:01 PM
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10. SPITTING TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE

would be really bad. It wouldn't improve her looks or anything.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:05 PM
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13. And

if one were to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE, it would merely reveal the inner ugliness of that individual.

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xmas74

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:13 PM
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16. And that would be a bad thing-I guess.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:18 PM
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18. I don't get your point , what "would be a bad thing"?

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xmas74

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:20 PM
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20. If we have to see any more of her.

(actually, I'm just being a smartass. It's ok-doesn't translate well in print).

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:29 PM
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21. I see, you're saying if someone

Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 05:46 PM by Kurovski

SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE, She would recieve volumes of press coverage because they SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

That, my friend, is a good reason not to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

May I also commend you on your admirable sense of chivalry which is revealed in your desire to shield Ms. Coulter from any untoward press coverage?

Press coverage that would occur were someone to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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xmas74

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:48 PM
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23. Thank you.

(personally, I am trying to shield my young daughter from the press coverage of someone SPITTING TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE. No child should be exposed to her)

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:59 PM
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24. Chivalry is chivalry.

except that I now see that you are female, and I should have more accurately referred to you as "good gentlewoman".

I'm about as embarrassed over this oversight as I would be if I myself had SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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xmas74

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Wed Jun-29-05 07:56 PM
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25. LOL!

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Kraklen

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:06 PM
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14. Yeah, and spat tobacco isn't as hard as a thrown brick.

:-(

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Debi

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:07 PM
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15. But if you SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE

Would you then go eat fried chicken? :crazy:

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:15 PM
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17. Only if it were served at Jane Fonda's house

Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 06:01 PM by Kurovski

where you would both then discuss your regret at the lapse in manners which led you to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Aristus

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:18 PM
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19. I might almost be tempted to say that it would be rude to

SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE. But I wouldn't do that unless someone atually SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 05:38 PM
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22. the sign of a true gentleman

is his reluctance to even imagine how he might react if some boorish clod SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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youthere

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Wed Jun-29-05 08:06 PM
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26. I can't help thinking...

that if someone were to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE, what a shameful waste of tobacco juice that would be.

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Kurovski

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Wed Jun-29-05 08:18 PM
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27. You must also remember that

Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 08:20 PM by Kurovski

if you SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE, you will also seriously reduce the amount of saliva available to you for purposes of mastication.

When all is said and done, to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE is to risk poor digestive health.

Some have also commented that merely glancing at Ms. Coulter is to likewise place the digestive tract within peril's reach.

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youthere

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Wed Jun-29-05 09:58 PM
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29. Not to mention the fact that..

if you SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE you actually have to LOOK at her (for aiming purposes).

No-for the sake of good health, I agree. One must always refrain from attempting to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

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Dave Reynolds

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Wed Jun-29-05 10:09 PM
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31. Very true.

Attempting to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE could cause reverse peristalsis, which would then result in vomit joining in with the SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

Which would cause a bad taste in your mouth.

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youthere

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Wed Jun-29-05 10:17 PM
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32. Oh the funnies, the funnies...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Orsino

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Wed Jun-29-05 08:24 PM
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28. Pretty gross...

...getting that face all over perfectly good spit.

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Wed Jun-29-05 10:07 PM
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30. Is there some kind of underlying theme in this thread?

:shrug:

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Dave Reynolds

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Wed Jun-29-05 10:20 PM
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33. I think

that the original poster wanted to warn us about the dangers and pitfalls of the desire to SPIT TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE.

Or that's just my impression.

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Kurovski

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Thu Jun-30-05 03:59 AM
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34. The underlying theme: implausible deniability in regard to

...oh, well, you know the rest...

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