For DS1's eyes only:

Co-workers:

That very roll of toilet paper you so cavalierly balanced upon the empty carcass of the last can actually be applied to the dispenser. It contains not one solid dowel but two HOLLOW ones miraculously fixed with a spring. When you press the two hollow ones together, the spring acts to bring the two together, facilitating the easy removal of the empty cardboard roll.

With this in mind, the new roll of toilet paper can be applied to the hollow-springed dowels and thusly to the dispenser.

All appearances to the contrary, it isn't rocket science.

Thanks, DS1, for your shoulder. :cry:

I peeked.

:hug:

and I feel your pain.:hug:

Which is why I can't understand for the life of me why I can sometimes tolerate it in myself.

:banghead:

I'm sorry, I looked too. Please forgive me.

I like looking through other people's refrigerators.

And I don't mind saying so.

But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

I always peek into people's medicine cabinets if I use their bathroom

Zuni, you are a bad child, and I love you for it. Where else would you have got your great style & sense of humor but by your inquisitiveness?

I can't help it. You were nice to me once, so I am being nosy. My eyes saw something I shouldn't have. Please don't be mad at me, because I was looking for any excuse to say :hi:

BTW, I am the only one who uses my bathroom, but I have a shelf behind the toilet with emergency rolls stacked a mile high just in case some smartass decides to use all my tp and leave me hanging high but not dry...

:hi:

Will you please forgive me for being remiss in our correspondance?

Please?

I DO like your way with TP.

I'll email you soon.

:loveya:

me--> :spank: <--you

the first time in a long time. My gall bladder attacked me. Did ya know??? It hurt really really bad and I had to go to the hospital and drink something called an Upper GI cocktail. I wish I knew what was in it because the doctor said I had to go on a nonflavor diet and I want a ribeye so bad. I have to have surgery on the 14th. I'm :scared:

:loveya:

BTW, might wanna be careful :spank: me, because I might like it. :P

Since we're both here, maybe I can get you that ribeye afterward, ok?

We can party after your surgery. I'm thinking in August, ok? I'll be in touch with you with further details.

I'm not one of those people who insists on a thick steak either. I'm happy as long as it's well done and I can have a little A1 steak sauce. I bought 2 bottles while it was on sale recently. I'm stocking up for when I can eat good food again. Right now, I have been cut off from my favourite foods, fried and fatty. I thought the four food groups were fatty, fried, chocolate and slow-cooked. I had no idea it is considered unhealthy to fry food and eat a bunch of good meat. :shrug: Now my gallbladder attacks me because it's worn out. My mother says no one in our family keeps their gall bladder in them as long as I have kept mine. I have a 12 year old relative that just had to have hers taken out. Apparently, our gallbladders are just not that necessary. :shrug:

I'm so happy you offered to get me a ribeye afterward in August. My birthday is on the 7th, so a ribeye would be perfect. You are so sweet. I bet everyone you meet falls in love with you.
:loveya:

From what I've learned, a gall bladder is just a bag with a bunch of useless stuff floating around in it. After, we will hasten toward your steak, with a bloomin' onion on the side. How's that grab you, pet?

I like a baked potato too. Oh, to eat again, what delight that would be.

Save your appetite, because we're having margaritas, too.

Now we are talking about pure ecstacy. I love strawberry dacquiries too.

:(

But only if you have a friendly agenda!

One might assume that DU is in fact, one large Deep Throat.

Now that's out of the way, I would have this problem with my roommates, but they are too lazy to even do that :o

can i have THEIR numbers?

your getting, well....boring :D

My low tolerance and my high "being bad at following directions". I'll do ANYTHING I say!

:D

I mean after all ... 24 post had to be something interesting.



BTW ~ tis better to have TP balanced than no TP at all

and I had to give him a little thrill!

As always, you're very wise. May I quote you some time?
:D

you most certainly may quote me anytime