Pensioner finds burglar with testicles impaled on broken glass.......

Pert_UK

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:03 PM
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Pensioner finds burglar with testicles impaled on broken glass.......

Hmmmm.....there seems to be a spate of burglary-related testicle injuries recently.....

"A pensioner found a burglar with his testicles impaled on a broken window in her bathroom...

80-year-old Joyce Edwards had been woken by noises from the bathroom of her home in Crowthorne, Berkshire...

She said: "He cried out to me, "I'm dying, please help me". But I was so cross I shouted back "Good" and ran out of the house." The pensioner alerted neighbours who called police and an ambulance...

It's believed the man may have lost four pints of blood.

He was treated in hospital, but medics refused to say whether he had lost either of his testicles."

Full story:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_798831.html?menu=

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Pale Blue Dot

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:06 PM
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1. thanks a lot, Pert

Now I'm going to sit with my legs crossed, doubled over, for the rest of the night.

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Gman

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:08 PM
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2. He likely is removed from the gene pool

therefore eligible for a Darwin Award. Congratulations!

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Elidor

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:22 PM
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3. Plenty more out there where he came from

God must love stupid people, 'cause he sure made plenty of them.

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arwalden

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:23 PM
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4. One Word: Ewwwwwww! --- I ought to be ashamed for laughing...

... I'm sure it must have hurt.

-- Allen

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:49 PM
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5. Pert, I know this is a hobby and all with you but

doesn't reading that give you a sharp pain in the nuggets?

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Pert_UK

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Mon Jul-21-03 10:55 PM
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6. So long as it's not me I can live with it......

Edited on Mon Jul-21-03 10:56 PM by Pert_UK

MORE TESTICLES MEANS MORE IRON!

:-)

BTW - excellent use of the word "nuggets", especially as I am currently writing goldmining manuals for a living....

Oh......and has it really come to this - people I've never even met now sincerely believe that my hobby is "testical injuries"...

P.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Jul-23-03 11:10 PM
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8. But that's only 2/3 of your hobby

I mean you did post about the guy that shot his willy :D

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Throckmorton

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Tue Jul-22-03 06:46 AM
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7. As my 9 year old would say, ouchies!

Thats gotta hurt.

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