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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:01 AM
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What has two legs and bleeds? (Warning: Tasteless)
Half a dog.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:01 AM
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1. Ha!
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:02 AM
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2. Better than my first thought.
I've heard too many dirty jokes in the past.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:04 AM
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3. No, that joke is...
"What bleeds for five days and doesn't die?":evilgrin:
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:06 AM
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4. I've heard that version too.
Remember, I live in MO. Some of our fine young men can't think too hard about their jokes.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:07 AM
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5. another tasteless joke
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
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