Expecting flames but 'Anti-Gravity Ray' is a myth

Goldmund

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:11 AM
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Expecting flames but 'Anti-Gravity Ray' is a myth

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:12 AM
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1. ...

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

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evlbstrd

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:13 AM
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2. Uh oh.

My monolith just fell down.

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ret5hd

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:14 AM
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3. well, that may be...but...

i know for a fact that anti-gravity steve is alive and well.

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Richard Steele

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:15 AM
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4. OK, as long as I can still keep my "Infinite Improbability" drive...

It works BECAUSE it's a myth!

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:17 AM
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5. No it isn't

It's sitting on the shelf, next to perpetual motion machine.

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zbdent

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Fri Jul-08-05 12:04 PM
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24. Uh, oh, you weren't going to use that, were you?

You might want to wash it.

I thought it was for something else.

Besides, it gives you a rash . . .

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:18 AM
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6. And frankly... I think threads with "Expecting flames" should be....

Edited on Fri Jul-08-05 11:18 AM by Misunderestimator

immediately shot down with said non-existent mythological ray gun

(to be clear... not this one, of course :))

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Goldmund

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:19 AM
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7. That's what seems to happen

They get shot with the said ray gun, and the ray's anti-gravitational properties prevent these threads from sinking.

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:20 AM
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9. And in this case... cool... it actually transported the thread to another

group! :woohoo:

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meegbear

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:19 AM
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8. It is NOT!!

I personally experienced it on the SpiderMan ride at Universal Studios! Doc Oc has one and wow does it work!

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Dr Fate

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:21 AM
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10. So is the "Evil Twin from an alternate reality" Ray.

Or IS it?

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XNASA

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:24 AM
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11. I once went on a tour at the Johnson Space Center.....

And one of the tourists who was along asked the tour escort, "Where is the anti-gravity chamber located?"

:rofl: :eyes:

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Goldmund

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:28 AM
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13. LOL

Was it right next to the water-to-wine quantum generator?

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XNASA

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:29 AM
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14. Actually, the tour escort said something snarky like....

"Well, if we had an anti-gravity chamber, we wouldn't need to build a space station now. Would we?"

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Kraklen

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:41 AM
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17. I once went on a tour of the Kennedy Space Center

other tourists were wearing Star Trek uniforms.

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progressoid

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:44 AM
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19. Seing THAT would make my day!!

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XNASA

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:45 AM
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20. Perhaps they were actual Enterprise crewmen....

....who were visiting from the future.

Ever think of that? :crazy:

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Kraklen

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:48 AM
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22. Starfleet really let their standards slip then.

Besides, if they had been starfleet officers, they would have used period disguises. Making them look something like this:

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Modem Butterfly

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:27 AM
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12. For just sixteen low payments of $200...

...I'll send you an anti-gravity ray of your very own!

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Goldmund

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:53 AM
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23. Uh oh

And here is how scaMBy.com got started...

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progressoid

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:37 AM
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15. Hey, I'm offended. I'm building one in my garage!

The Zorglons have been imprinting the plans in my head while I'm watching Golden Girls reruns. I should be finished before the summer TV schedule changes.

Boy, will your face be red when I turn it on!!!

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Mutley

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:40 AM
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16. Nu huh!

I have one and I'm using it right now. I enjoy floating around my living room.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:43 AM
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18. I've got my tinfoil hat on!

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youthere

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:46 AM
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21. oooh you bad

:spank:

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ltfranklin

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Fri Jul-08-05 12:29 PM
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25. Of course it's a myth...

Everyone knows that you have to use Anti-Gravity paint to block out the Gravity waves and achieve true anti-gravity in your anti-gravity craft. Of course, it's not water-based, so it's a real pain to clean up, but at least you don't have to worry about spilling the kerosene on the floor. However, the ceiling is a bit of a pain to clean up after.

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