Hot pockets...boy they aren't kidding - Democratic Underground

Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:39 AM
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Hot pockets...boy they aren't kidding

I'm eating one now and every now and then you get this "pocket" of hot skin melting cheese...owwwwwwie!

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:40 AM
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1. those things are atomic!

goddamn!

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WeRQ4U

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:41 AM
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2. Last time I had one I burned my chin with a thread of super heated cheese

And the roof of my mouth took about 4 days to recover from the burn it received due to the molten lava they pack those things with. Tomato sauce my ass.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:43 AM
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4. lol

I burnt my lip so bad on the cheese once it looked like I had a cold sore on it for a week!!! But damn if they aren't tasty!

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soleft

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:42 AM
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3. Like Ellen Degeneres says

Anything that hot that doesn't involve fire is from the devil.

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Deja Q

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:44 AM
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5. If it doesn't say "caution, might be hot" on it, then sue 'em.

Be a real American!

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Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:45 AM
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7. unfortunately it says it on the little microwave sleeve

but maybe I can sue them because it's not written big enough!

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Deja Q

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Fri Jul-08-05 12:31 PM
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10. But is it flame-branded on the tender flaky crust?

Moohahahahaha... (now whistling "I'm in the money...")

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tridim

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:47 AM
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8. That only works if you dump it on your crotch.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:48 AM
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9. I'm thinking no amount of money would be worth that kind of pain

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tridim

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Fri Jul-08-05 11:45 AM
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6. Fast food is more nutritious

I don't like those things at all. The bread is tough and the filling is sparse. Yuck.

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Deja Q

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Fri Jul-08-05 12:31 PM
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11. A Lean Pocket with 2 cups' worth of broccoli is reasonably healthy...

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