Sympathy for EarlG: How to get Conservative Idiots down to 10 this week?

Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-09-05 01:43 PM
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Sympathy for EarlG: How to get Conservative Idiots down to 10 this week?

In case you've missed the Fox News Follies (well, follies are supposed to be funny; maybe I should say EvilShitboxathon), refer to the DU homepage. I mean, obviously he can combine all the Fox News swine into one Idiot item, but they each individually deserve calling out, denunciation, and I dunno, disembowelment maybe. Once again, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET FIRED FROM FOX NEWS?

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punpirate

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Sat Jul-09-05 02:02 PM
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1. I'll bet that getting caught...

... sucking Clinton's wee-wee, literally or figuratively, is in every one of their contracts as grounds for dismissal for cause.

:P

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-09-05 03:25 PM
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2. Well, on camera...

I assume they're all paid actors, since they certainly aren't newspeople. In real life, maybe they're nice or at least sane. Or maybe I'm just being too nice.

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unhappycamper

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Sat Jul-09-05 03:30 PM
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3. Option B. You are being too nice. n/t

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-09-05 04:21 PM
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4. Well, I did kind of recommend disembowelling them a minute ago,

so let's not go overboard about how nice I am.:)

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unhappycamper

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Sat Jul-09-05 04:29 PM
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5. Disemboweling is ok.

I thought you were gonna do something nasty.
:rofl:

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skygazer

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Sat Jul-09-05 04:40 PM
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6. In answer to your question

Probably show common sense or compassion - either of those might get someone fired.

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displacedtexan

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Sat Jul-09-05 04:43 PM
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7. EarlG will have to create groups...

in order to fit them all into 10 listings.

Whew! I don't envy him this daunting task; however, he's a great writer!

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xultar

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Sat Jul-09-05 04:56 PM
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8. Only include those who admit they wear diapers.

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