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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 01:53 AM
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I just got two interesting emails
Apparently, I can both increase my breast size and the length and girth of my penis.

The future is now, eh?
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anti_shrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 01:56 AM
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1. I got those too
I mean, if you're going to spam, send one or the other but not both. Thats just plain sloppy.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 01:59 AM
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2. Just don't put the wrong appliance in the wrong place
or you'll have a trunk in your shirt and the balls of a bull :D
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 02:25 AM
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3. ...elongate my mortgage and refinance my penis...
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LiberalLibra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 03:20 AM
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4. I haven't gotten those - my firewall I think - but I am laughing so.....
....hard I can hardly type. Do you realize the mental picture this produces? Absolutely hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 03:25 AM
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5. lol laz
this is some strange shit eh?
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 04:29 AM
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6. I will not ask. if you will not tell.
n/t
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 04:41 AM
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7. I love your breasts, laz
I haven't been able to tell you before, but its true!
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Gore1FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 06:02 AM
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8. They must have your E-mail
cross referenced with Ann Coulter
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-03 08:53 AM
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9. Yes, but can you also get Viagra at deeply discounted
prices...
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