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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:52 PM
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Anyone training for a masturbation out there?
We need a masturbating group. There's a musicians one, but it's too broad.

Anyway, how are people doing??
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 10:54 PM
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1. Oh My!
I guess practice makes perfect!
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:12 PM
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2. Look daddy, I did it all by myself!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:16 PM
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3. I'm up to three minutes
Got a long way to go I guess before I'm up to professional level.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:17 PM
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4. no
but how about a mass perturbation? ;)

:hi:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:23 PM
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5. Can I be the forum moderator?
Because I know....stuff...about the subject matter.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:25 PM
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6. I brought home the gold in 88
since then I have been out of shape....
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:28 PM
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9. Man, you're just like Kurt Angle
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:27 PM
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7. Love thyself
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:28 PM
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8. I'm working on range and accuracy right now.
My trainer says that with enough focus, concentration, meditation and tantric exercise I should be able to hit someone in the eye from across the room.
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