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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:44 AM
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"I'm looking for Amanda? Amanda Huggankiss?"

"I need Amanda Huggankiss here!"
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:44 AM
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1. Can someone tell me if I have a Bea O. Problem? n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:48 AM
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2.  "If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak
English

-homer
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:52 AM
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6. "Ah Tibor, how many times have you saved my bacon?"
Makin' bacon on the beach....aaaahghgha...
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KeepItReal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:50 AM
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3. "Is I.P Freely here? I.P Freely?"
<EOM>
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:51 AM
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4. "Maybe you should lower your standards."
Favorite prank call ever...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:51 AM
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5. I' m currently readin "50 Yards to the Outhouse"
by Willie Makeit

illustrated by Betty Wont
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:52 AM
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7. Published by Mr. Competely
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:54 AM
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9. LOL gmoney and Jeff
Mr.Completely
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:53 AM
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8. Afterword by Andy Didd (n/t)
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 11:55 AM
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10. Iona Bra??? Is there an Iona Bra here??
:shrug:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:02 PM
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11. Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Great punk from "PORKY'S"
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:23 PM
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21. There's a new Sheriff in town:


and his name is Mike Hunt.

http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/index.php?pagenum=47
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:25 PM
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22. What in the hell were his parents thinking?
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 02:25 PM by Jeff In Milwaukee
I went to high school with a Richard Wacker. Yeah, we called him Dick.
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:18 PM
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12. I'm looking for Heywood
Heywood Jablome!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:21 PM
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13. lol
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mnmoderatedem Donating Member (599 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:45 PM
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14. The one that backfired

"I'm looking for a Mr. Jass. First name Hugh."

"Yes, this is Hugh Jass speaking."
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:46 PM
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15. Table near the buffet for the Donner Party
or keg party, keg party of 12 your table is ready.... It's pretty cute to substitute the word pool too
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:49 PM
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16. second Halloween episode
You remember the second Halloween episode, when Bart had special powers and made everyone think happy thoughts? The prank call in that one had Moe saying

"Hey everyone! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

Crass, but classic.

Later in the episode, Bart turned Homer into a jack-in-the-box.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:00 PM
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19. years before...
Later in the episode, Bart turned Homer into a jack-in-the-box.

Another Twilight Zone (Bill Muny) ripoff!
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:01 PM
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20. yeah, I thought so
I'm not too familiar with the old Twilight Zone, but I can always kinda tell when the Simpsons are referencing it.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:50 PM
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17. Everybody, put down your glasses-- Ivana Tinkle (nt)
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 12:53 PM
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18. "Ivana Tinkle? Come on, people! Ivana Tinkle!"
"Ooh, why you, if I ever get my hands on you, I'm going to pull your eyeballs out and shove them in your ass so you can watch me kick the crap out of you!"
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:26 PM
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23. Pat McRotch!
Al Coholic, Ben Dover

I love the Simpsons
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:50 PM
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24. Phil McCracken
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