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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:28 PM
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Poll question: Which Type Of Freeping Troll Bastard Do YOU Find More Entertaining?
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:32 PM by DistressedAmerican
Saw some pointless chatter on one of those sites about infiltrating DU. A hard task as anyone with a reasonable e-mail may sign up.

There was debate what was better the "Deep Cover Mole" (who I like to call looser with too damn much time to waste) or the "Kamikaze" (I prefer the term SUICIDE BOMBER).

We all know the nonsense. Either they lurk and post bogus messages to build their own credibility, and post bullshit messages that when discussed elsewhere make us out to be assholes. Or they just kick in the digital door and spew for a few posts before they flame out and end up in the graveyard with the other pointless fucking trolls.

So, which do you find more entertaining TO CRUSH?

The Looser With Too Much Time To Kill OR the Suicide Bomber?

They all end up in troll hell eventually...
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Citizen Jane Donating Member (513 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:31 PM
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1. Hair on fire
Except that I almost never get to seem them in action....just after the drama.

Someday I hope to have enough posts that people won't suspect me of being the first kind, but it is kind of hard with both a job and a toddler!
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baby_mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 04:02 PM
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37. My very first troll here was so FUN!

Shot across my bow like a shooting star! Called himself "Right Wing Extremist." One had to admire his chutzpah. Also he made a joke about liberals hugging trees which wasn't really that offensive...

Sigh...

The stupid deep undercover moles make no sense. Why are they bothering?
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:31 PM
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2. Hair On Fire Screaming Around Kicking Stuff Over ...
until he has an aneurysm and his head explodes Freep
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mycatmelvin Donating Member (35 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:33 PM
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3. Huh?
What are you talking about. Someone that hacks in?
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:39 PM
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4. No, he's talking about...
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:44 PM by skypilot
...a Republican/Bush supporter/Freeper, etc. who registers at DU pretending to be a Democrat and then tries to either get in a bunch of right-wing talking points or posts something that they know those on the right will see as left-wing nuttiness so that right-wing websites, pundits, columnists, etc. will pick it up and post it on their sites as proof of how crazy we are. Sometimes they don't even bother to be that subtle. They will just register here and then simply SPEW. We call them "trolls" or "disruptors". The mods get them eventually.

And welcome to DU, by the way.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:42 PM
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6. The mods call them disruptors. Their pointless efforts are met with this..
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:49 PM
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:53 PM
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15. Now Now, Play Nice. If We Have Visitors, We Should Be Polite...
Not saying we do...
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 10:14 AM
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35. Hi, mycatmelvin! Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:41 PM
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5. Yeah! Bob Boudelang! Woop-woop-woop!
:mad: :crazy: :scared:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:49 PM
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9. Hey unrepuke!
What does this set of emoticons denote? :mad: :crazy: :scared:
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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 09:14 AM
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34. Mad, Crazy and Scared (Paranoid) - like Bob. B.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:05 PM
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23. For Your Reading Pleasure. DU And Bob!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:43 PM
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7. My favorites are the ones who spend months, years even
pretending to be liberal, then out themselves to impress their moonbat firends.

I also love how the most reasoned threads never end up on their sites, usually it's only the threads that one of their own started to show us as "the loony left".
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:51 PM
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11. That Is A Comitment To (Pardon The Term But,) "DOUCHEBAGGERY".
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:58 PM by DistressedAmerican
What kind of loser would bother?

I guess it makes them a star among folks that admire that kind of pointless crap...
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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:53 PM
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14. speaking of stars...
their greatest wet dream is to have a DUer donate a star in their "name".

The moonbats don't even stop to consider that by actively campaigning for a star, they help DU stay up and running!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:54 PM
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16. I Have Never Heard Of That Scam. Sort Of A Nose To Spite The Face
sort of thing I guess. Funny.

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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:57 PM
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18. It gives them something to do.
You know, something other than getting and staying informed.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:55 PM
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17. Hey, DA...
...lose one of the O's in "loser".:hi:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:59 PM
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19. Done And Done. Hey, If Spell Check Doesn't Get It, I'm Not Gonna...
Blame society!
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:00 PM
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20. The only misspelled word we allow around here is....
...MORAN.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:03 PM
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22. Edited. Forget it. I get it.
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 02:06 PM by DistressedAmerican
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:45 PM
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8. Other
The disinformationist troll, the kind that says, "I think we Democrats are getting run by the Republicans. They make us jump to their tune. Like, we just take it for granted that Saddam was a horrible guy just because the Republicans keep saying it. But if you look at his record..."

Or, "we're making a BIG mistake backing up that liar Joe Wilson. Everybody knows he lied to get that trip to Niger and Cheney never even met the guy. I think this is going to blow up in our face."

I like to grind that type under my heel.
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stanwyck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:52 PM
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13. Oh, yeah!
the ugliest and meanest of the trolls.
They're always doom and gloom about some horrible path we're taking...and the amazing backlash that's coming if we don't back off.
Which is key: we need to back off.
Only. We don't!
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Tommymac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:52 PM
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12. I prefer to 'out'
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:53 PM by Tommymac
the deep moles...to make their hours of work, of lonely isolation, worthless...

The suicide types are much more entertaining for sure, but the game of getting the more crafty ones is much more intellectually satisfying.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:02 PM
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21. My Sentiments EXACTLY! Love to end their bullshit!
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:11 PM
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24. Hair on fire, although they don't ususally last long enough
for me to get in on the action. You have to kind of luck in to them. It is not near as fun after the posts are deleted dang it. I personally think the mods ought to let the fun go on a little longer so that word can get out and the whole board can tune into the slaughter if they want to.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:19 PM
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26. DO NOT TRY TO CATCH ONE! They offer no pot of gold! Those Are Different
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 02:19 PM by DistressedAmerican
creatures. Just Saying...:evilgrin:
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:18 PM
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25. My favorite types are the ones that rush over to DU to post a
topic about how we shouldn't expect any real change to happen (IE arrests of Bush, Rove etc for being rotten criminals) and that the Dems are powerless to stop the BFEE. I laugh every time.
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GeekMonkey Donating Member (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:23 PM
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27. Looser than what?
Did you mean LOSER?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:30 PM
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28. Yes. Been Covered. Too Late To Edit.. Spelling Cops Abound Today.
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 02:47 PM by DistressedAmerican
I'm dyslexic. Sue me.

Doing just fine in society though...
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 04:49 PM
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29. Moved. Hi Troll Hunters!
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 04:49 PM by DistressedAmerican
:toast:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 05:00 PM
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30. Why do you hate America?
n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 05:10 PM
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31. The ones in this thread are dull as dishwater so far.
At least get your bats off your shoulders, gang. :eyes:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 05:17 PM
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32.  Had Higher Hopes. Most Are Still Hiding I Guess.
Doesn't anyone have flaming hair today???
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 06:56 PM
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33. I find the Hair on Fire type more amusing
I read their posts (assuming they haven't already been deleted) and sit back laughing to myself thinking 4,3,2,1, TOMBSTONE!:rofl:
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 10:37 AM
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36. I prefer the "undercover" types
I rarely get to witness the hit and run suicide freeps, so it's much better to expose the ones that think they have us fooled :evilgrin:
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