Okay, who wants a job at Enron?

I'm serious (sort of)! There's three kickin' jobs just going begging down there, two in IT and another in, ahem, accounting.

https://careerservices.enron.com/enronjobs/JobSearch.asp?ACTION_NAME=VIEWALL&Keywords=&radKeyword=ALL

I know, it'd kind of suck to go to a party and have someone ask, "Where do you work?", but think of the perks! Who needs the NCAA tournament when you get to be in the Ken Lay Prison Sentence Office Pool? (Put me down for 10 to 12, Thelma.)

And think of the fun you can have with the pizza guy! "Yes, I'd like three large pepperoni for delivery... Yes, Enron headquarters, 1212 Smith Street... No, really, Enron headquarters... Yes, we're still in business. We're 'liquidating remaining assets', that is, we're selling off what's left to Bush**'s other cronies at pennies on the dollar..."

Won't let me access. Apparently Firefox is an unsupported browser.

What IT skills are they looking for? Obviously they're a Microsoft shop :P

Actually, I'd rather know what accounting skills they're looking for, if you receive my drift...