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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:16 PM
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I challenge you to a fight, John Kleeb
Prison rules. Shame on you Kleeb. YOU DON'T KNOW OUR SONG! hmph! I get to use a weapon. *pulls out pink feather* MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:17 PM
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1. Sweet a fight
bring it on girl.
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:18 PM
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3. AHEM!
You mean "bring it on HO!". I bitch slap you now.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:21 PM
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9. No you bring it on girl
You brought this on to yourself lol. *shmacks her*
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:22 PM
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10. Oh no you didn't!
Run ...before I sic my kitten on you. *blasts "GET LOW"* .....run....if you wish to survive.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:23 PM
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11. Dont stick your pussy on me girl
*ducks*
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:24 PM
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12. *seething in silent rage*
*taps foot impatiently* She's running toward you.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:25 PM
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14. damned pussy
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:26 PM
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15. I told you
Dragoljub. You never listen do you?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:27 PM
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16. Can it O'Reilly
Yous a ho!
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:31 PM
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26. Yeah that's right...I am
And for this all pimping privileges shall be revoked!
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:32 PM
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27. Yeah, I get them now....
yeah...:)
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goobergunch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:18 PM
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2. *in shock* (n/t)
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:19 PM
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4. AVERT THINE EYES!
This will get ugly. fast.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:20 PM
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7. hehhe
Me and her are just playin, I forgot and didnt even know we had a song,.
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:27 PM
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17. You're shocked by this?
LOL
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:19 PM
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5. You know where my money is on this one...
:)
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:20 PM
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6. JEJ!
I just got endorsed!
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:27 PM
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18. And only my endorsement matters
:)
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:32 PM
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28. let's seal it with a hug
:hug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:33 PM
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29. oh no you dont
*charges*
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:36 PM
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33. okay
:hug:
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:33 PM
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30. Now you are in charge
of all my coveting. hee hee.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:35 PM
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32. I thought I was your coveter
God what is with men of god, thanks a lot Derek!
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:41 PM
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36. Don't bring God into this
he is too preoccupied with staring at the creation of others *points to architecture* than to answer your question. Now leave me and Derek in peace as I covet at his will. lol.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:43 PM
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38. I am sorry girl but I just laughing my ass off at your antics
I am still coveting Mrs. God and it feels great.
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:45 PM
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40. STOP THAT!
Mrs. God has a name...it's Marge.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:50 PM
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43. No one told me
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:53 PM
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45. STOP IT!
n/t
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leftist_rebel1569 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:38 PM
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34. yay!
ooooh....where to start with the clergy jokes :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:41 PM
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37. The Reverend Derek has arrived
and :beer: I am not excited no offense man.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:20 PM
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8. .
Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 10:44 PM by MercutioATC
.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:25 PM
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13. Hey O'Reilly if you keep this up
I am gonna tell the others that you arent really Irish, you silly Serbian.
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:27 PM
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20. no!!!!
Alas. now I have to live in shame. let me wallow in my shame.....oh the humanity.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:29 PM
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22. Yep
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:27 PM
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19. Did I miss something?
I'm staying out of this. Until one of you denies me my source of cheap food, in which case I'll destroy you and steal it back and invent all sorts of lies about your pink feathers of mass destruction in order to justify it.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:28 PM
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21. Supposely me and her have a song, I wasnt informed and now shes after me
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:29 PM
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23. Okay, thanks.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:29 PM
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25. No problem
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:29 PM
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24. Boo hoo
Your tricky scheme will never work! I'll go to the UN with your fallacies!
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:35 PM
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31. The UN is but a flea!
Your nonexistant pink feathers of mass destruction will convince them not to intervene.

I hope.
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:38 PM
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35. Oh but you forget
The French. Weapons of mass destruction concerning fashion....which includes pink feathers...will never convince them. As the French go ...so does the entire UN. In this battle at least. *laughs maniacally*
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:43 PM
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39. Ha! The French are worthless cowards!
Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 10:44 PM by Darranar
Or so my propaganda will say!

All of my long, fried potatoes will be called "freedom fries", and I will go about making jokes about the "spineless" French. Public opinion will turn againt them, and they will be ignored!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:47 PM
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41. *hangs head*
Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 10:49 PM by iluvchicago86
Oy. That plan if too perfect it shall work for sure. I go cry now.;( ;( ;(


edited for tears...I like the dramatic appeal.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:49 PM
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42. Can we make peace my coveting comrade?
Please girl you know how things be. I propose this: :hug:
Now lets go find a bar where we can legally drink. Hope you accept my offering girl, youre still an honorary lass.
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iluvchicago86 Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:51 PM
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44. Well
I guess so.:hug: And here is to many more drunken brawls.:beer:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 10:55 PM
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46. Yep
:hug: heres to more drunken brawls with feathers and more :beer:
jej!
Here have a Serbian/Irish drink I made :toast:, I hope you like it.
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