There once was a man named Rove... - Democratic Underground

The Night Owl

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:18 PM
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There once was a man named Rove...

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billyskank

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:19 PM
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1. He outed a CIA agent and went to jail. The end.

It'd be nice, wouldn't it?

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TK421

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:21 PM
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2. Who was cooking some lard on his stove.....

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The Night Owl

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:23 PM
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3. The lard started to bubble...

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TK421

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:24 PM
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5. Karl knew there was trouble....

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The Night Owl

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:25 PM
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7. So he picked up the phone and who did he call?

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TK421

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:33 PM
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8. His buddy Dubya, the one who went AWOL

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The Night Owl

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:41 PM
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10. Rove filled Dubya in and then asked what to do...

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TK421

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:48 PM
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13. Rove asked Dubya "Would you like to sniff some glue?"

Edited on Sat Jul-16-05 01:49 PM by TK421

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Democracy White

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:23 PM
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4. The stove caught on fire and he dove.

Coward.

Dee

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Arugula Latte

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:24 PM
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6. There once was a man named Rove

Who slithered like a snake in a grove
He committed treason
And that is the reason
He stuck his head into his stove.

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gizmo1979

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:40 PM
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9. his ass as big as a stove

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TK421

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:42 PM
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11. His head was too fat, that goofy ass-hat

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El Fuego

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Sat Jul-16-05 01:43 PM
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12. Let's prick it and watch it explode.

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aint_no_life_nowhere

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Sat Jul-16-05 02:01 PM
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14. There once was a man named Turd Blossom

Who thought outing Plame was just awesome
But he failed to discern
The Grand Jury's concern
Who will fry him like a Freepazoid's possum

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