Holy fucking shit, My Liberal town has become warmonger central!!!
I live right on the parade route of the annual Capitol Lakefair parade and this year it seems like flags and yellow ribbons are the theme. I've heard a choir on a float sing the goddamned Lee Greenwood Freep anthem and 3 busloads of National Guard troops are outside my fucking house!
and pick up a stack of enlistment forms. Give one to EVERY person who has one of those yellow ribbons. Act like you truly believe you're helping them out. After all, they DO want to support the war. Don't They ?
6. Was trapped in the neighborhood and couldn't get to the recruiting center.
And I didn't have enough paper on hand to print a mass distribution of the recruiting app.
My neighbor came up with an alternative plan to drown out the sounds of Freepness. He went from a reggae compilation to some Cambodian music sampler to The Who's Live At Leeds.
Combined with the alcohol and barbecued food, it helped keep the Freep monster at bay :headbang:
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