Karl Rove haikus
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Sat Jul-16-05 05:37 PM
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Can you do a haiku that describes Karl Rove? Here's mine: Toady little man He runs the halls of power And still he is small. Any others?
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Sat Jul-16-05 06:03 PM
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Atwater trained me Now my mentor is in hell Warming up my seat
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Sat Jul-16-05 07:36 PM
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Sat Jul-16-05 06:05 PM
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Treasonous bastard Puppeteer of the White House Dreaming lies to tell
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Sat Jul-16-05 07:41 PM
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Trust he’s no genius But instead a fat bastard He’ll be frogmarched soon
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Sat Jul-16-05 08:58 PM
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He defines petty He bugs his own office just To make him seem great.
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Sat Jul-16-05 09:35 PM
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... I am Rove I can Make mistakes or enemies I cannot make both Or course, a true Haiku must refer to a season. But what the hey, Rove's not worth a season :)
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Sat Jul-16-05 09:56 PM
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Splat splat in darkness From a heap of steaming waste Behold theTurd Blossom
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Sat Jul-16-05 10:15 PM
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Republican scum Infamous sociopath Justice will come soon
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Sat Jul-16-05 10:21 PM
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a fat pasty white treasonous pillsbury dough boy stick a fork in him
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Sat Jul-16-05 11:54 PM
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To fucking Karl Rove ... Don't let the door pound your ass, That's Jeff Gannon's job.
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