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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:17 PM
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Limerick thread.
Limericks are said to be the lowest form of poetry. So, share yours, already! :P

Ahem:

There was a fat woman named Rhonda,
Who rode around town on a Honda.
At a light that was red,
She saw green instead
And ended up thin as Jane Fonda.

TA-DA!

Your turn. :)
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:21 PM
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1. Limerick.
I don't know any clean ones, This'll have to do.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:24 PM
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2. City of the Broken Treaty.
I don't know any clean ones, either.

:shrug:
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:48 PM
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9. Sadly.
The beginning of the Penal Laws.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 08:44 PM
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15. They don't have to be clean, greatauntoftriplets. :D
Edited on Sat Jul-16-05 08:47 PM by Ladyhawk
Just because the one in my OP was "clean" doesn't mean a thing.

Shit, this thread is getting to me. Now, I'm rhyming my prose.^^^ :D

Here's my "not so clean" limerick

A man name of Phillip T. Rand
Had an active testosterone gland.
He squeezed a girl`s tush,
Saying, "A dick in the bush
Is worth at least two in the hand."

--Ladyhawk
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 08:57 PM
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18. How about?
There once named a couple named Kelly
Who are now living belly to belly
Because in their haste,
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.


I remember that from a Mad Magazine issue as a kid, I didn't know what it meant, I just knew that it upset mom that it was in the magazine.
:shrug:
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 09:24 PM
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21. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
merh gets off a good one! :D
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 10:39 PM
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22. I'm glad you liked that little rhyme
:hi:

Good to see ya Ladyhawk :hi:
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RoBear Donating Member (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:24 PM
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3. Here's one
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think;
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:27 PM
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4. There once was a freeper a'cluckin'
bout rove and guckert and suckin'.
He came to DU
And raised quite a stew,
But left after gettin' quite a fuckin'.


(hows that for off the top of my head?)
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:28 PM
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5. Pretty damn good. :) n/t
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:33 PM
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6. LOL!
Love it! Keep them coming!
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:42 PM
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7. There once was a closet Santorum
Who loudly preached sexual decorum
Despite his obsession
With sexual repression
He dreamed that Jeff Gannon would explore him
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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 06:46 PM
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8. Good one!
:rofl:
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 07:10 PM
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11. Very funny!
:applause:
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 07:21 PM
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12. ROFLOL
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 08:41 PM
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14. OMFG!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 07:07 PM
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10. There once was an evil cabinet
Edited on Sat Jul-16-05 07:12 PM by OhioBlues
who got pissed when
their way they weren't havin' it
so they got bushes brain
to out our dear Plame
now in prison their behinds have men grabbin' it


and

There once was a country real big
who was ruled by a big herd of pigs
Until they got cocky
and couldn't quit talking
so now they'll spend time in the brig



edited to add another
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JohnnyBoots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 07:48 PM
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13. There once was a man from
DeGrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
He'd bang them together and play
"Stormy Weather" untill
Lightining shot out of his ass
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 08:51 PM
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16. Bwahahahaha!
Let's see if I can remember the one I read in the "All Creatures Great and Small" series.

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of two diff'rent sizes.
One was so small
It was no ball at all,
While the other one won several prizes.

Really. In the "All Creatures Great and Small" series. I must take responsibility for composing the others I shared. :)
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JohnnyBoots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 08:52 PM
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17. Holding back on every Rugby Drinking song lyrick I know now...
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Lilyhoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 09:21 PM
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19. There once was a DU moderator named Skinner,
Whom we all think is a winner
He locks our threads and makes tombstone beds
Oh, that DU moderator named skinner.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-16-05 09:23 PM
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20. Do you think you could have inserted the word "sinner" in there somewhere?
Of course, you'd have to make sure you were talking about trolls and not our all-powerful moderator. :)
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