'Your wife isn't obligated to sleep with you'

dArKeR

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Wed Nov-05-03 09:33 AM
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'Your wife isn't obligated to sleep with you'

Jerusalem - An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day, the country's top-selling daily reported on Wednesday.

The Yediot Aharonot said that the lawyer, whose name was not disclosed, filed a petition to a court demanding his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night".

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=3&art_id=qw1068034684716B226&set_id=1

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alwynsw

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Wed Nov-05-03 09:40 AM
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1. Mine is

if she wants to keep warm. OH! You mean sex...never mind.

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emad

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Wed Nov-05-03 09:42 AM
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2. It used to be the reason why Welshmen allegedly kept sheep....

nice and wooly and warm at night.....and unlikely to hire a lawyer

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THUNDER HANDS

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Wed Nov-05-03 09:45 AM
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3. I wanted it in writing that my ex girlfriend

Had to enjoy having sex with me every day.

Sometimes you just can't get what you want out of life.

:)

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Brewman_Jax

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Wed Nov-05-03 10:18 AM
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4. Sounds like the punchline to the joke...

said the bride to the bridesmaid after the wedding, "Whew! At least I don't have to do THAT anymore!"

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WoodrowFan

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Wed Nov-05-03 10:25 AM
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5. but, but, I did the dishes!!!!

(joking!)

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