If DU Was A Classroom....

Where would you be sitting in it?

Up Front - ie, always attentive, plays well with others, contributes nothing but facts and good vibes to all other classmates (DUers).

In The Middle - ie, you sometimes troll, sometimes post, sometimes engage in rude arguments and post nonsensical threads and have managed to make friends with most DUers.

In The Back - ie, you're one of the bad kids. The troublemaking, class-clowning fool who makes everyone stay after school and do extra homework. You regularly pick fights, spam up forums with satirical posts about other threads and have generally managed to piss off a majority of DU.

Out In The Hallway - ie, you're too disruptive to play with others. Nobody likes you. Your threads never get any replies and the threads you do reply to drop like flies soon after.

:)