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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 10:35 AM
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The Delightful Digit of all CAPTIONS!!!!!!
Edited on Wed Nov-05-03 10:36 AM by skip fox


"Well, I hear there are these guys, see, on a website, and they all wanta pull my finger, but I'm gonna fool 'em, see, because before I let 'em pull it, I'm gonna stick it up . . . opps . . . almost gave it away. Heh, heh. But, boy, are THEY gonna be surprised!"
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 11:02 AM
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1. Dubya:
is that a dunkin doughnust ofer there, beeing around all these norms make me need something to cheer me up and remind me that i'll never be like them
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 11:13 AM
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2. w* sez: "Ah sed it before, an' I'll say it agin..................
....PULL.....MAH.......FINGER!!!!"

(Thanks for the great set-up, skip.) :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 11:15 AM
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3. Hey, mr. prez
you got some kinda shit hangin out of your ear!
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 11:19 AM
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4. "Jackbooted Guvmint employees, expensive. Gotta Mow 'em down.
Mr. Fema here "volunteered" to go first.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 12:54 PM
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5. W: are you saying these homes belonged to mostly Republicans???
well, I got my FEMA man right here ... let's get those checks cut ASAP ... throw in an extra thou or two for upgrades ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 12:54 PM
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6. HELP WANTED . . . LUNCHTIME CAPTIONERS!!!
:toast:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 12:57 PM
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7. and I'm here to tell ya, . . .
. . . this guy on my right? I don't care WHAT his jacket says, I KNOW he's male, he's a 100% God-fearing good Amurcun Christian TMT MAN. Don't know why he's wearin' that jacket, but I know he's a MAN.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 11:44 PM
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8. evening kick
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 12:31 AM
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9. It took 10 minutes for W to realise his gun had been stolen...
:evilgrin:

P
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jayfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 01:03 AM
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10. FEMA?
Isn't that ebonyics for female?

Jay
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 01:03 AM
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11. As far as I know
Mr. Freeze is the new governor, so he should be able to stop these fires in their tracks.
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 01:11 AM
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12. Jeez, they make you President and STILL nobody will smell your finger...
:evilgrin:

Apologies.

P.
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