bush* joke that just hit my e-mail - This is probably the 3rd bush*

joke over 5 years. If they start increasing in frequency then I'll take that as a sign the bush*love is wearing off finally!



How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;


2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;


3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;


4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;


5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;


6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;


7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;


8. One to viciously smear #7;


9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;


10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

:rofl:

I could ALMOST see it happening!

:rofl:

I love that one :rofl:

with an invitation to sign John Kerry's petition regarding rove and another bush* joke(but I repeat myself)!

It's moving folks, it's movin'.

likeminded friends!!!

very very good