How can a woman properly seduce a woman?

Discuss.

Men are men, after all

she asked about women seducing WOMEN.

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But now that I understand the title... this thread is useless without pictures :)

*oink*

I'm only interested in the results. :evilgrin:

</male fantasy>

with lust, love and passion.

Chanel ain't so bad either. Doesn't matter WHO is giving it to whom.

so you're sending me one, even though you're not a chick?

;)

LOL...I was just proving that when it comes to upscale goods, the sex of the giver means little to the givee. :-)

dang dang dang.

But that was in my youth. Now I just buy what I want for myself, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Gifts are still nice though.

...gifts are nice! Although...one has to wonder what devious thoughts are behind some of them. :evilgrin:

No matter what.

:-)

I'd love to know more about this titillating subject. :evilgrin:

She may tell you to pay for it.

;-)

They don't seduce them with the intention of sex. They seduce them with MENTAL stimulation. And EMOTIONAL touches and SPIRITUAL stroking.

Yes, rapid stroking of the spirit is how a woman seduces a woman.

:evilgrin:

I have no idea what I'm saying.

is the answer to your other post, about how a man can properly seduce a woman.

strangely. :shrug: :evilgrin:

My plan is working perfectly...mwahahahahaha

:evilgrin:

I am a guy what do I know.

Is there any way to block DU Lounge posts? Because 99% of them are complete crap.

Turn the channel

DO NOT ENTER THE LOUNGE.

If you choose not to view these topics, click only on the other fora. Some of us enjoy the crap as a respite from our all-too-serious lives.

if you don't like "99%" of the Lounge posts...then DON'T COME IN HERE!

Try actually not clicking on a link that represents a topic you find beneath whatever dignity you imagine ought to be predominant around here.

Mmmmm..... Smell that? It's moral certainty and adult decision making.

It's all about perspective...

it's 99.9 % pure crap. AND WE LOVE IT!

The lounge is our relief valve.

If you use HOME PAGE as opposed to LATEST, this will help your crap sensibilities.

I do find your virulent response a bit interesting however given that I really said nothing graphic nor offensive.

I am open for lessons on HOW TO BE A PRUDE though.

Maybe you can start a thread and show us.

is what we live for! ;-)

Foremost, treat her with respect as a person.

To seduce - as a person to have a mutual sexual experience WITH, as opposed to a THING to do something TO.

Show her your shop. She'll love the bandsaw.

and a tool kit most men would drool over :D

( Call me cheap but I hate to pay some guy with his ass crack hanging out of his jeans for things I can do myself with a Fix-it book from Home Depot)

and bless their hearts for it!

A six-pack, a little pot and a massage usually set the stage. Then steer the conversation to sex (hard to do with men, but keep trying!)

Women, being a little more sophisticated and sensitive, are far beyond my range of knowledge. However, several women who expressed an interest in me, said I was a charmer (possibly another word for bullshitter?) and that they appreciated my "sweetness". Go figure.

Anyway, best of luck...

Ya, sweet Oh dang I`m Straight. :yourock:

Many of my mzan-to-man encounters sparked with a six-pack and some kind, dank bud. How different can women-to-women groovin' really be?!

on this subject

My attraction is for truly kind women with a great sense of humor and compelling quirks or talents.

My husband shares my enthusiasm for fully shaped rear ends, too. ;)

Bubble Butt with the bedroom eyes :evilgrin:

i suggest a passionate kiss between the two ladies in either case.

flash your boobies.

Seemed to work on me. :-)

It should work if she's married to a guy...

I really gotta DO something about those pesky morals of mine :D

Works every time... :evilgrin:

Give her sweet flowers and wine and gentle talk and touching. Do not lie to her, but rather lay with her quietly.

Most of all take her surfing!!

HooYeah!

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:shrug:

She thought we would be spending the bulk of our time at the resort where I booked us and was a bit surprised when we pulled off the highway ...went about 10 miles up a dirt road..had to push the VW we rented through a river of mud and ended up a deserted beach with a family bringing us beer, watermelon and shrimp soup all day for a 20 dollar bill.

She handled it well but made me promise I'd never take her again.

Somewhere in the romantic recesses of my heart I was certain that had to be. HooYeah!

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I've gotten laid simply by making a girl laugh. Having a sense of humor is great-----just make a cute little joke, and you'll have her laughing.

Eye contact's also important as well as smiling---flash a dimple or two and you'll get her interest.

Really get to know her---ask her---women love to talk about themselves, and that's true.

If she seems tired, offer her a back rub or neck massage. Just let your hands massage her neck/back, and have your hands move down lower---just pay attention to her body language.

Kiss her really well---none of those slobbery kisses. A soft, gentle kiss's great at first, and then do a little sucking on her bottom lip---press your body against hers. Feeling her breasts come up against yours is such a major turn-on, trust me.

I could go on and on.....

Quit posting things like that while I'm at work!

:nuke:

:P

Is it getting awfully warm in here?? whew!!

I did say I could go on and on.....

How about coming up from behind, and holding her in your arms with your lips grazing her neck----I love to do that with soft jazz music playing in the background.

Sometimes women don't want to be seduced gently from my experience. There's the slamming against the bathroom stall and then the hard, lustful kisses and the lifting of the skirts.

Haha, now I'll stop.

Maybe you should write a how-to book. I think I need the help.

By the way, knowing what you look like is NOT helping! ;-)

Example of how a woman truly seduces another woman. Bwahahahaha...:-)

Get that witch a manicure...and...god, it's been a long time...:cry:

LOL!

Please :D. Now I know why I wanted to become a lounge lizard. I need to know. I am a dateless wonder :(, but hey I am not doing bad in my poll, hope you guys and gals alike choose Kleeb :D.

You know I luv you John! :loveya:

Serious where the hell is goobergunch? I want him to do a report on this. He really liked mine on Maggie VS Zack, maybe he will return the favor and do one for that, I dont know really, Zack seems to be popular with the gay guys more than I am, hes getting the gay swing vote :D like always but unlike last time hes getting some of the girl vote too, this thread is hot :D

Yup,
very long day, er week, or however the hell long it's been LOL
pant pant

this is starting to look like it's going to be a long day! :evilgrin:

:D

You live how close to me again? :evilgrin:


btw, didya get my pm? :hi:

I responded to you on another thread, but it's long gone :-) I'll pm you later...

I was just so shocked to see a DUer in my locale that I had to drop you a line...not too many cool leftist women in my town, much unlike yours. :P We should get a drink sometime, your area has all the good bars too!

is a definite turn-OFF for this gal. I'll stick with the gentle and more sedate, romantic type stuff. But for now - a cold shower .... :-)

though I'm not so sure that would help... but I won't say "separate" cold showers :evilgrin:

It wasn't easy....

but it can't hurt to try :evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

I thought it was the Thai food at first...

:evilgrin:

not exactly :evilfrown:

:D

going from blue to red quick! :D

But hey its just proves how much we rock, mmmmmmm food, sex, and far left politics.

:D :thumbsup:

Oh yeah video games and books. Arent I the nut.

*grin*

:D

it starts with a backrub or waterfight

I'll be damned. It's gone. :D

Now for that cold shower .....

don't wash TOO rapidly :evilgrin:

I have to study and now you've got me all distracted! Aaaargh!

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Is that something like what you had in mind?

Worked on my ex-wife...
Oh, an evening "clubbing" in Chicago helped, too....

never worked that well on me but :shrug:
(the drunk part)

No, no! Sorry, I was thinking of how to seduce a Lebanese.

Sounds pretty proper to me!