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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 10:56 PM
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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

there is no dark chocolate in my house. :cry:

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Bullwinkle925

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Tue Jul-19-05 10:57 PM
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1. I have some - I'll share.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 10:58 PM
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2. i'll PM you directions to my house

how fast can you get here?

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Bullwinkle925

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:13 PM
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18. Okey-Dokey Muscogee - be there in a jif.

:hi:

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swag

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Tue Jul-19-05 10:58 PM
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3. Did you take pictures of the ten staples in your head?

Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 10:59 PM by swag

You can get dark choco tomorrow at Starbuck and enjoy hacking them with a free Grande Nonfat Latte for the price of an Iced Doppio when you send me $30 for my free book!

Tonight, eat whatever sweets avail.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 10:59 PM
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4. i did not take pictures of the staples

staples in my head freak me out. big time.

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swag

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:00 PM
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5. Okay sorry

Get well soon

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:01 PM
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8. what?

no need to apologize!
i just...have trouble with the imagery of the wound being held together by metal staples. it makes me feel all icky.

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swag

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:24 PM
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23. okay, very good then.

thank you very much.

feel less icky soon, sisterwoman.

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sundog

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:01 PM
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6. um... convenience store?

Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 11:01 PM by sundog

i guess it would be too much trouble to drive there :think:

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:03 PM
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10. when is the last time you got good dark chocolate at a convenience store?

:eyes:

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sundog

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:04 PM
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12. um... pretend it's dark chocolate?

:eyes:

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:10 PM
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13. what?

:eyes:

are you high?
possessed?
just plain wrong?

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sundog

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:14 PM
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20. no, i'm trying to guide you through your addiction

it's called tough love

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WCGreen

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:25 PM
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24. Dove has dark chocolate at convient stores

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mike_c

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:01 PM
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7. I have a BLOCK of Sharffen Berger 70% cacao...

...and thanks for reminding me that it's in the cabinet!

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:02 PM
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9. i. hate. you.

:grr: :mad: :nuke: :spank:

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mike_c

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:11 PM
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14. nibble, nibble-- this is really intense chocolate....

Really intense. Wow.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:12 PM
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16. i try not to hate people

but mike.....you're making this really hard.

:cry:

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mike_c

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:25 PM
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26. well, I'd share if I could....

Did I mention how well it goes with a nice cold Chardonnay?

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:43 PM
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35. even better with champagne

i have some in the fridge....

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:03 PM
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11. I feel that pain too, progmom!

And I just had some tonight! my bad...Is there someone there who can go out and get you some? Can progdad?

I hope and trust that your head is healing!

:hug:

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:11 PM
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15. thank you Peggy

i just decided to lower my standards and eat a piece of Toblerone....but I guess it has been in the cupboard for a really long time. x(

sigh..................

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stellanoir

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:13 PM
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17. Oh I have some in my kitchen. . .

left from a former bozo boyfriend. If I could perfect my powers of teleportation, it would be yours in a heartbeat. Might not have the best vibes but might just be purified in transit.

Well if I can't manage to successfully teleport it by the morning, it's definitely hitting the compost. Thanks for the reminder.

Hope you're feeling better and that you get some chocolate soon.

It's great for stimulating pleasant endorphins so can only help with a cranial injury.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:27 PM
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27. i've been staring at the spot in front of my lap for 5 minutes now

i think your powers aren't fully developed yet. :(

progdad knows where there might be one little piece of dark chocolate. he is foraging for me. he is a God.

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stellanoir

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:36 PM
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29. Am totally consternated about sending something

with former bozo boyfriend's vibes on it, especially to such an extraordinary person in recovery such as you.

Could just be why I didn't eat it myself for all this time and failed miserably at the teleportation thingy. Who knows?

Go progdad go.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:45 PM
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38. progdad is a wonder

as are you. :hug:

no more bozos, ok?

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stellanoir

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:51 PM
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41. Count your blessings luv

and could you in your spare time send me an upgrade for my bozo deflector in honor of shark week or something?

I'm not too demanding, am I ???

Oh forget it. You're still healing. The sooner the better.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:56 PM
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46. i count my blessings every day

every night progspawn and i thank God for all the beauty and wonder in our lives. we are so lucky.

and if God isn't your thing you can substitute whatever you want in there. :)

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stellanoir

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:33 AM
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50. kindness and humor and perhaps chocolate

are the source of my eternal faith. I think I definitely need to rid myself of bozo lame contributions.

My prayer that I cocreated with my kid (in later life) was "God and Goddess, thank you for all the good things in my life. Please allow me sleep soundly and peacefully and have good dreams or no dreams at all. Bless all the people I know and love and bring peace to the world." He hasn't had a nightmare since he started saying that every night before he goes to sleep.

Heal up honey. We're all counting on you.

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:49 AM
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51. sounds very similar to what we say

today we were shouting it at the tops of our lungs. THANK YOU FOR THE SUNSHINE! AND THE TREES! AND ALL THE PEOPLE WE LOVE!!!!!

:loveya: you are really special, you know that stella?

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merh

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:13 PM
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19. Do you have any light chocolate or white chocolate?

What about a brown crayon or magic marker or shoe polish?

:think: A little creative coloring and ....

:silly:

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:38 PM
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31. hmmmm

very helpful, merh :eyes:

:P

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merh

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:27 AM
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49. so glad I could help

It's amazing what imagination and a little ingenuity can do.

Do you want to know how to make your own amaretto? You need some vodka, sugar (lots of sugar) and almond extract! :crazy:

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:15 PM
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21. Holy smoke Batman!

I'll jump in the batmobile and bring some right over!

That's me standing by the batmobile, btw.

I wish! :P

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:22 PM
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22. i've seen your picture

you're prettier than that. :hi:

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:25 PM
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25. progmom...

How long HAS it been since you've had your prescription changed?

Even if you're blind, I still :loveya:

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Redstone

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:28 PM
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28. Christ, this is almost as much of a crisis as the

pickle juice on your fries, isn't it?

It seems to be just one damn thing after another for you...if you need some sympathy, I'm here for you.

Redstone

PS: On a more serious note, how's your dome feeling? I haven't been around for a while, and just read about your softball accident. That must have beeen just about NO fun at all.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:37 PM
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30. you know me well enough

not to take me seriously, right?

and my dome is still really sore. and a teeny bit itchy...which must mean it is healing. :)

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Redstone

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:39 PM
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32. Of course I do.

Which is why I make those rude comments...I know you won't mind.

Itchy is good, though very annoying. Hope you get back into the games before your season ends.

Redstone

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NoSheep

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:39 PM
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33. Watch that blood pressure! :)

I've always loved it. My favorite sweet. Today I hear it may lower blood pressure. You?

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:44 PM
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37. i think it's magic

and wonderful.

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NoSheep

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:53 PM
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43. my absolute favorite: orange liquor and dark chocolate

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:55 PM
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45. i prefer to keep my chocolate and my fruit "flavorings" separate

:hi:

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NoSheep

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:00 AM
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47. i'm still drooling!

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yvr girl

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:43 PM
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34. What kind of household are you running

I'm surprised they let you keep progspawn.

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:43 PM
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36. sob

are you back?

:hug:

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yvr girl

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:47 PM
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39. Yes, I got back last night

How are you doing?

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:51 PM
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40. sore, but good.

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leftofthedial

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:52 PM
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42. how are the staples?

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progmom

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Tue Jul-19-05 11:54 PM
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44. i can't see them

:P

progdad applies the antibiotic cream for me
they freak me out

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leftofthedial

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:03 AM
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48. I hope they don't hurt

good luck with the choco craving

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the wee ones last night and I've been jonesing ever since.

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SOteric

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:53 AM
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52. Oh the humanity! Oh the hellishness of it all!!

*sob* This would never have happened in a Democratic America.

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:55 AM
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53. i just knew you would understand

:P :hi:

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SOteric

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Wed Jul-20-05 12:58 AM
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54. If I could,

I'd happily squeeze some Valrhona through the modem at you. Of course, JimmyJazz is somewhere between my modem and yours so you never can tell whether it would get there anyway....

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:04 AM
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55. jimmyjazz is east of here

we're free and clear. ;)

valhrona. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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CanuckAmok

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:10 AM
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56. get the milk chocolate, and eat it with the lights out. n/t

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:12 AM
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57. that's almost as helpful as mehr's advice

:eyes:

:hi:

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enigami

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:14 AM
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58. I will send you some

Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 01:14 AM by enigami

if you promise not to reference "toe jam" ever again

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:19 AM
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59. never ever

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enigami

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:20 AM
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60. Ha

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:21 AM
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62. make with the chocolate!

:hi:

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enigami

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:22 AM
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64. working

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:25 AM
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68. ...on getting me chocolate?

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enigami

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:26 AM
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69. absolutely n/t

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 08:29 AM
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75. waiting....

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yvr girl

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:21 AM
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61. What are you doing up, missy?

*taps foot, waits for answer*

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:22 AM
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63. someone posted to my miles thread

and it took me aback.

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yvr girl

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:24 AM
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65. humph

You need your rest. That's all I'm sayin'

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:25 AM
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66. does it count that i am ON bed?

just not IN bed?

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yvr girl

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:27 AM
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70. I'm almost positive it doesn't

I do know the sleep you get before midnight counts TWICE as much as the sleep you get after midnight - my mom said so.

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progmom

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:28 AM
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72. your mom is full of

interesting information. :hi:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:25 AM
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67. I have questions about your weekend...

You just might be hearing from me...

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yvr girl

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:27 AM
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71. Hit me.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:29 AM
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74. OK to use AOL? if not, I"ll PM...nt

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MissMarple

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Wed Jul-20-05 01:29 AM
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73. I am so very sorry.

It must have been a most unfortunate oversight. I would send you some if I could. Big :hug:

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