A generic flame war

My opinion is the correct opinion. Not only is your opinion on this matter irrelevant, it is also stupid and not well thought out. Though I am intellectually superior to you, I admonish your view and ponder how anyone with half a brain could think the way that you do.

To disagree with me is at best foolish. And don't use the same old arguments, I still don't believe them or you. Trying to argue proves you aren't a real Democrat.

You are the descedant of apes. Your personal hygeine leaves much to be desired. If I were as stupid as you, I would've killed myself out of shame years ago.

At no time do you make any sense. People here are stupider for having read your filth.

No real reason for disagreement here, but I have a need to disagree with anything anyone says.

I have alerted the mods to you, freeper filth.

By the way - piss off!! And if you ever have a thought that wasn't given you by someone else, you parroting retard crankshaft-licker, then feel free to come back.

I know you are but what am I?

:hi:

I'm tellin'!

;-)

Fuckin' fucker, go fuck yourself!

fucking Green Bay...

Fucking Southerners - you're not really Democrats! You're just a bunch of fucking inbred, racist hillbilly NASCAR-lovers who masturbate to Rush Limbaugh. And don't get me started on that fucking hick-hole of Oklahoma...

Nice language from the religious crowd, huh? Fucking Christian midwesterners - all the same...

This from some fucking asshole-fuck who helped get Bush into office. Does voting for Nader make you fucking feel good about yourself?

Makes me a better progressive than some fucking conservative religious nut like you, too.

fucking Green Bay. Get a real team...

You mean like the fucking Falcons? Or how about the Hawks and Thrashers? How many World Series have the Braves won in Atlanta again?

have the...hey, what MLB teams *do* you Indianans have?

Now I know you're a fucking idiot. It's Hoosiers, you dumbass redneck shit-for-brains. God, you are fucking stupid.

And both your teams suck.

I rule. You bite. I was told this personally by a divine being, I believe it, that settles it.

fucker!

:hi:

And she was gagging for it.

(insert derogatory comment here)

(insert comment here that looks like it belittles your stance, but in reality is an attempt to belittle you personally)

:evilgrin:

arguments and ad hominem attacks.

*heaves huge sigh*

You're all so immature. :eyes:

times infinity.

plus 1. :P

and he dresses funny.

My candidate has great hair.

you only like your candidate because you're harboring secret sexual feelings for him. So there.

that's just wrong. I cast aspersions regarding your mental health.

:evilgrin:

He must be shot.

he must be pilloried in the public square. And then spanked til he cries like a little girl.

He's stooopid.

It's almost too easy to make a comment about techno-noobies that hit post repeatedly. :-)

but I am. I've got photos

his 2nd grade P.E. teacher said so.

And pee.

he stood too close to your incontinent gas-bag of a candidate at the last debate.

And then i saw the baby, then the baby looked at me.

smells like cat food.

broke my wookie.

like the assistant manager of a JC Penney's.

P.S. Your candidate is supergay.

we're just having too much fun to pay any attention to them.

P.S. You're candidate is too smart for his own good.

Because I was just about to sway both of you to my side.

That's it. When you can't win the argument just run away.

have a nice evening!

:hi:

During debates.

in little sequin hotpants underhis suit during debates.

Clearly he's a mad fundamentalist fascist.

obviously he's aiding and abetting the terrorists.

Clearly he's a terrorist.

trapped in a man's body.

at the other guys in the potty.

and has to substitute a cocktail sausage.

to move the leaves from his yard to his neighbors.

Your guy's still gay.

bawk bawk bawk *flaps arms*

If I have to stay back at work all night, I will

I have no life.

Ha!

Better luck next time.

:P

Gotcha!

I'm still here. And you still lose. :P

Better luck next time.

But I know it's a big fat lie. I saw one of them move.

lying, cheatin, conniving candidate. Your candidate is a tool of the right-wing media.

Ouch! Damn wedgies!

I fart in your general vicinity!

I'm leaving now. I'm too good to waste my time on this!

He's stooopid.

He's stooopid. It's so true I had to write it 3 times.

My opinion is valid for a number of reasons that I am not going to cite here. You should accept them as fact and not question me.

of references therefor you must be wrong.

Here - check out my favorite right-wing website and it's talking points on this subject that prove I'm right.

www.rightwingblather.com

Is that what you've inferred? I'd better alert the mods. You are simply reciting talking points from Rush.

And I've got links from Freeperville to prove it...wait...what was I doing at Free Republic...move along people, nothing to see here. ;-)

I was just making A POINT, that you choose to SEE SOME OTHER POINT INSTEAD. So as you can see MY VERY IMPORTANT POINT is right now as we speak doing cartwheels around your COMPLETELY NON-THOUGHT OUT STUPID POINT.

learn to form complete sentences and how to properly use commas.

and cannot be reasoned with and I refuse to speak to you further. And I really really reallly mean that this time.

This argument is pointless, because you consistently refuse to see the truth in everything that I say.

Drink the Kool-Aid.

is unintelligible. You have the intellect of a banana slug and the writing skills of a dyslexic kindergardener.

I'm smart!! Validate me!! Please validate my opinion so that my fragile world does not come crashing down on me!

your opinions are laughable and your personal hygiene needs significant improvement.

is gay.

...

I got nothin'. :(

You all have hurt my feelings SO badly! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

hit you on the ass on the way out.

God, some people around here are SO sensitive. *sheesh*

Wait, I didn't mean it. Let's be friends. :hug:

than you. :evilgrin:

and this is the thanks I get.

Fine. I've NEVER put anyone on ignore before but I'll make an exception for you.

no Democrat will ever get elected again! I hope you're proud!

You're all just dreaming if you think otherwise.

Plus, I hear YOUR candidate once drank alcohol.

THEN you'll all be sorry.

:P

"fuckfuckingfuckerfuckyoufuckfacemotherfuckerplateoffuckfuckstick

poopyhead

fuckfuckingfuckerfuckyoufuckfacemotherfuckerplateoffuckfuckstick..."

:D

Except me.

:puke:

And furthermore, your candidate once had sex with an alien.

Show me the proof!! You supporters of that other candidate always mention this story, but where's the proof????

It's been linked repeatedly, and quoted, including the post you responded to. Why are you lying?

You candidate is toast. Why is he even running? Just for publicity?

I agree with you. How can you deal with that?

Then, that's, um....I...er...ah....then you...um...are smart like me, and we can show all these fake Democrats the truth!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

get on board

You should really take your arguments to the Italian/Paraguayan forum!


And before anyone accuses me of being anti-Paraguaysidic, just remember that my mom is a full-blooded Para-sitic and my dad served proudly in the Para Military.

By the way, Berlusconi was seen on September 11th near the twin towers with a View Master with several IDF (Italian Designers of Fashion) in tow.

YEESH WHAT ARE YOU THE THOUGHT POLICE!!!

STOP STALKING ME! I'VE ALERTED THE MODS AND THE ADMINS!

I am right. You are wrong.

Get over it!

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DISRUPTOR!

NAZI!!

CEASE AND DESIST!

This isn't the Beetwasher Forum... it's for anyone. If you don't want people to disagree with you then don't post. Or move on to a moderated discussion forum. Geeze!

-- Allen

I'M PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I'M GOING TO FILE A LAWSUIT!

So there.

YOUR A SICK PERSON W/ A TWISTED MIND! ONLY A CLOSE MINDED PERSON WOULD STALK SOMEONE! I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO MY LAWYER AND I'M FILING A LAWSUIT!

... or judgement in the validity or authenticity of one's claim. Why can't you get that through your thick skull?

-- Allen

ALICE IN WONDERLAND! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

with this post.

You slimey sided, frog mouthed, silt eating slug.

Did I mention that you also smell like a bus?

you couldn't outwit Dubya on your best day!

Falme hell! I think I just delivered a whole volcano.

ALERT! ALERT!

ALICE AND WONDERLAND!

Well, your mother wears Army boots and dresses you funny, so there! :P

only people with Phds in history can mention anything that happened befor e last week and that's it. NO BACKSIES! HA! I called No Backsies FIRST!
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... and my lucky toad in my pocket, so nya, nya, nya! Your candidate's dog like cats! :P

so my backsies still counts! neener neener neener.

I will now dismiss you with rolling eye smilies. Your finger crossing is clearly a childish game and I suggest that you live in your mother's basement filled with Star Wars action figures


(oh damn, I just flamed myself!)

YOU'RE SICK! STOP STALKING ME!

last night...I was just walking by, I never went in, of course.

(so many clever participants)

You always try to change the subject just when your fascist leftist arguments are at their weakest? Of all the dadaist structuralist materialist diatribes! Your decentralized post-feminist discourse is as invalid now as it was when the Maoists were beginning to denounce their neo-centrist bigotry. Why don't you go back under your anti-ritualist sexist mysandrist dysfunctional rock and think about what you just said!

Your neo-post-reactionary concepts show the true colors of your post-antebellum anti-humanistic neo-anti-utilitarian logical fallicies!

Deleted message :)

And posting this to an undisclosed location near GITMO.

:evilgrin:

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and will search for any other threads you may have posted over the past 3 weeks so that I may lock them also.

I will only do this after deleting all of your posts and reporting you to Skinner. (Have I mentioned that I only volunteered to become a Mod so that I may hunt you down like the dog that you are? Well, consider it mentioned.)

I will then uncork a bottle of wine and drink to your forthcoming tombstoning.

and after that, I will quadruple lock your triple locked one.

Cease and desist as Diebold would say!

What is this threaad about, I see several different posts...

T.B.
http://conservativeissues.com
Balancing out Politics

is cancer..... a sweet delicious cancer

your logic is like a little bug, a crippled little bug, and I smash it with the huge hammer of my logic, and not just any hammer, but one of those, you know, sledgehammer type things they have at Home Depot that you have to put in a cart to get to the checkout, then when you put it in the trunk of your car the back sinks so low you have to go reaaallllyyy slow over the speed bumps so you don't damage your muffler, one of THOSE big hammers, WHAM! HA! Your logic, and I use the term loosely, is smashed.

Then I set fire to the strawman of your arguements with the burning torch of truth and as it burns I roast the marshmellows of rightousness so I can enjoy the smores of triumph over your strawman's smoldering corpse of smoldering evilness.

And I'm now hammering with my clearly stronger sledgehammer against yours, and it is just cripling your weak little sissy Home Depot sledgehammer, and I couldn't even put it in my car, because I was so heavy the wheels would flatten if I put it in the car, so I had to get it special delivered by the big Lowes truck, which even had major problems with it.

(Big LOL on "smores of triumph"!)

Lowes buys its tools from sweatshops built in poor Central Amercian countries like West Virginia, a REAL Democrat would have known that. If you read the right Stalinist writers who publish on obscure websites devoted to their adulation you would have known that. The so-called establishment press lies about everyhting, even the weather is a lie, as are the sports scores and the cartoons! Do you think Nancy and Sluggo really exist? Do you really think Snoopy flies on his doghouse pretending to be a tool of an imperialistic war-mongering nation? HAH! His doghouse is clearly not aerodynamic! I have proven everything the press has ever said is a lie! You have fallen for their foolishness. Thus I smash your pathetic attempt to refute my irrefutable logic! whimper all you like! I am victorious and will now start a humerous poll in the Lounge to ridicule your position!

I will ignore virtually your entire post now, as I concentrate on one minute error that you made, which has nothing to do with your point. West Virginia isn't a Central American country! It's actually a province, if you will, of the much larger Argentina in SOUTH America! I'm SURE of it!

Hmm. The weather forecast called for sun today.....

I will now accuse you of making a personal attack and fill my post with insulting little smiliies that flip you the bird and moon you. Then I hit alert a dozen times and post a complaint in the "Ask the Admin" forum to request that you be tombstoned (the pepperoni and sausage one) and all of your desendents be tombstoned as well for all eternity!

everything you have said, by pointing out in a thread that you posted on 8 months ago, you said something that, according to one read with no understanding of the context of that entire thread, seems to contradict something you've said here. I will use this to prove that you have no credibility. I will then respond to your post in Ask the Admin and claim that since you lack honesty your posts should all be removed.

Felonious Thunk is an anagram for FLESH IN OK UN OUT. This clearly marks you as a right winger as it indicates you run a strip bar in Oklahoma and want the US out of the United Nations. I hit alert a few more times, send a dozen personal emails to Mr Skinner. I will now go post on a porn thread to relax and locate a huge graphic of my candidate to post at the bottom of all of my notes so people with dial up connections can not read it!

and make a psuedo-witty remark that's not really funny but I think it is, like saying I'm going over Skinner's head to Superintendent Chalmers to alert on you. I will expect this banal non-witticism to tone down the flame war, when in fact the stupidity of the comment, along with my apparent smarminess in thinking that it's funny will only incense you further.

I will follow you to the porn thread, make an extraordinarly weak attempt to impress a DU woman, and become depressed when she ignores my obviously lame attempt to get her to think I'm cool.

I will now sneak back and post at a time when I know you are gone so you can not respond and the West Coast and Australian Duers will think you have given up and admitted I am right and you are wrong! I will include a snide remark about your avatar as if it reflected on your arguement. HA! I also send notes to others you have argued with in order to get them to put you on ignore. Finally I threaten you with UN sanctions and accuse you of being a war criminal by posting links to articles from obscure fringe sites while ignoring the established NGOs that support your position. They are all CIA fronts anyway as are you!

because the lack of civility is too much for me to handle anymore. I lament your inability to see things my way, and wonder how you can stand up so vociferously for a clearly wrong opinion. I bid DU a farewell, and say that I might return when people start respecting other's opinions. Then I call you a wanker, and log out.

I celebrate your leaving. The solar flare of my logic torched the dust mote of your arguement until not even a single qaurk remained! I express a smug opinion that you were a troll from the anncoulterisababe.com chatboard. But I put a hug smiley in the note to satisy myself that I am a good person and totally rightous in all things.

and find that you have not apologized. Tormented, I write a completely nonsensical diatribe where I insult everything from organized religion to the fact that Comedy Central no longer shows reruns of The Tick or Dr. Katz late at night. I use these, in addition to your lack of congeniality to prove that everything is completely hopeless in America. I say I'm moving to Canada, and that it's because of you.

I google your DU name, find another board run by Croat holocaust deniers that has a single post by someone with a simular name and accuse you of being the same person. I then accuse you of supporting Lieberman and of being Zell Miller's secret lovechild through nancy Reagan. You can not be a Democrat as only I can judge who is a real Democrat and brother, you ain't it.

Feeling self satisified at another troll dispatched with logic I go to the lounge and make half-veiled sexual comment sin the grotto threads even though they all ignore me there cause i have a lot of body hair.

as to why generic flame war threads are closed-minded. Science has never proven that they aren't. Harumphh. I'm more self-satisfied than you are, and that's what I call logic.

Your facts are wrong, your logic is faulty, your premise is wrong, and you should be the next candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" show.

Your mama can't cook either. :P

I flame you because I misread your post and don't understand that you agree with me. I then point out another thread which I contend proves my point from six months ago with actually is only related to the smallest of your points. HA!

I will parse you into submittion by reading your post out of context.


I flame you because I misread your post and don't understand that you agree with me.

Are you flaming me? Did you read my post? You can't flame me 'cause I flamed you first.

I then point out another thread which I contend proves my point from six months ago with actually is only related to the smallest of your points.

I disagree with your agreement, then I refer to my earlier post that agrees with you.

HA!

Your mother dresses you in hand-me-downs. So there!

I start another thread to bring up the same issue and ask why the previous thread was not shut down by the admins. I then accuse you of posting RW talking points and make a bad Rush joke and accuse you of being a CENTRIST and a DLC plant! HA! Place me on ignore, it will only validate my extreme correctitude in all things!

Before that, I would add references you didn't write and parse them in your name. Then I will send an alert to the mods, find your new thread, and accuse you of being a green libertarian freeper mole who likes Zell Miller. :spank:

Then I put you on ignore, kick the old thread and declare victory!

P.S. There are no bad Rush jokes! :-)

I hijack another one of your threads and lambast you for your ignorance of evidence placed on an small Japanese discussion board run by North-Korean Matrix fans! Squirm beneath the steely gaze of my eye of truth like a bug on a really, really hot sidewalk at noon on a day when it hits 100 degrees with no humidity! You can not defend yourself, no one can, it is hope less. all is black, your friends will not miss you once they read your posts and small gray squirrels will flee your presence!

What ever happened to the free exchange of ideas in cyberspace? You have perverted everything that ever made this country great. You're trampling on my right to free speech by expressing your asinine opinion; go back to CompuServe where you might have some hope of understanding what's going on.

You illiterate twit. A degree in Advanced Burger Flipping from McDonald's U does not make you an educated professional. Feel free to ignore this if you are, for some reason I hesitate to even contemplate, typing your response with a single, indubitably hairy-palmed, hand.

If my post were as incomprehensibly incoherent as yours, I'd be ashamed to use my regular nickname. You puerile freak. Clearly an aficionado of the short bus.

How do you manage to type with such a dreadful case of cranio-rectal inversion?

If you don't like this, then screw you and your mommy too, you sorry-ass sack of monkey shit.

Nyah!

You can't even do a proper flame-war. A den of cub scouts trying to start a campfire with green wood in a rainstorm could make flames faster than you morons. Your brains must be fried from spending too much time on gay bestiality scat p0rn sites that you pay for with Mommy's credit card. I'm surprised you can even type with all the jizz on your keyboards. The only possible explanation must be that you can't shoot that far. Your "ideas" are so poorly thought-out they are not worth refuting, plus I would have to dumb it down so much for you to even be able to understand it that it's not worth the effort. I don't know who is more contemptible, the cheesehead Dr Gonzo or the barefoot cousin-lovin' tobacco-chewing rednecks to whom his pathetic excuses for insults were directed. I'd go on, but your wife is begging me to stick more sex toys up her ass and I'd hate for her to be disappointed - she gets plenty of that at home.

PS 192 posts and not one comparison to Hitler? Amateurs!

That's just the sort of thing a Nazi would say.

You're a disgrace to everyone left of Stalin.

Your mother smelled of elderberries.

And

I faaaahhht in your general direction!

when I just noticed your name on the petition to make CBS sell the movie "Reagan" to Showtime.

too much bickering in the candidate threads. I'll come back when the primaries are over.

The lounge sucks too

made you look!

:bounce:

which hasn't seen the light of day for six months, just to piss off his favourite worthy adversary.

and refutes conspiracy theory for the hundreth time, and concludes with an eye roll.