I do believe y'all have tooken leave of your sinces.

The level of discoarse has done sank to a new low in here.
The Lounge is goin' to hell in a handbucket.
Things just ain't like they use to be anymore.
It's all gettin' outa hand.
All-uh-y'all oughta be ashamed.
Look ashamed.
That's better.

I remember when people called people ma'am and sir.
When they said "Please pass the pole beans, if it ain't too much trouble."
When you'd help get a guy's wagon out of the ditch or build a new privy.
I tell you, it ain't like in the good ol' days.
Nossir.
Not-a-tall.

I don't hold with all this new-fangled goins on.
Matter of fact, I don't hold with fanglers of any stripe, either.
Dang fanglers.

I just needed to get that off my chess.
Y'all go ahead with whatever it was you were doin'.
Don't mind me.
harrumph
:hi:

You could look it up.
;-)

:bounce:

I had taken leave of my sinces.

prolly

Laying down with a wheezing cat on my foot.