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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:35 AM
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Let's have a Super-DoubleLayered Tinfoil Hat Thread
I'll start.

The media is covering the Aruba thing so heavily to punish the Dutch tourism industry for not expressly supporting the War in Iraq.

Your turn.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:37 AM
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1. DS1 is actually a
secret agent for the British government sent here to infiltrate the democratic party and convince the libs that the war in Iraq was a good thing.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:41 AM
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3. DAMMIT!
:yoiks:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:20 AM
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12. well duh....
:P

that's why i'm nice to him...i wanna be a secret agent too, kinda like 'the professor' in the bourne supremacy :hide:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:38 AM
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2. i just saw chemtrails over the roof of my company, which does
corporate ethics and compliance. bush must have sent air force planes to our area to intimidate my company into backing down from providing ethics and compliance training to corporate wrongdoers, because those are all of the same people who fill bush's campaign coffers. the fucking bastard :grr:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:42 AM
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5. I'll bet they were U2 jets
And I'll bet the chemical equation for the chemtrail dust is BoNO
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:41 AM
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4. George Bush is actually a Democrat but he is being forced to act
like a jackass by Dick Cheney who kidnapped his real wife and replaced her with a robot.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:42 AM
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6. The right wing is sending subliminal messages
through DU.
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:43 AM
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7. Laura Bush is a lesbian and wants out of her marriage
Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 09:43 AM by bushisanidiot
She was the source of the Plame leak and wants Rove, AWOL Bush, Gannon, & Cha-ching-Cheney to share a jail cell together while she and Lynn Cheney cash in Dick's Halliburton war profits and live happily ever after.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:45 AM
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8. Captured on tape by newly crowned movie director Mary Cheney
:-)
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 09:47 AM
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9. What really happened to Peter Jennings?
Earlier this year, I swear I heard him talk about "resistance fighters" in Iraq, before all that "insurgency" crap blanketed the airwaves. The s.o. was there and heard it also.

Next thing you know, Jennings is off the air, ostensibly getting treated for cancer (he's been a serious chain smoker all his life, so no surprises there). His name is kept in the title of the news program, but he's only mentioned once, maybe twice, by his "replacements" as having visited the set and making good progress with his treatment.

So, what really happened? Did he cross the line with the "resistance fighters" thing (which is a lot closer to the truth than the nonsense everyone is spewing out these days)?

:tinfoilhat:
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:02 AM
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10. The republicans are putting gonorrhea in my sandwiches!!!!
That's from a John Stewart stand up show. He was imitating Ross Perot.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:16 AM
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11. hehehe
:D

nasty
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Allenberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:22 AM
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13. Karl Rove
had a Grinchian change of heart and is now doing his best to sabotage the Bush administration.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:23 AM
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14. every bombing in the entire world is secretly run through the
the unknown secret government agency, run by the PNAC, who is headed by a guy who really does look like the cigarette smoking man (or cancer man, whichever you prefer) in order to keep all eyes off the US's secret base that will use the chemtrail planes to disperse a magic gas that will kill all the liberals so the nice church-goin' folks (of their choosing) can have the whole planet to themselves.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:24 AM
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15. Karl Rove personally decides who wins reality television shows.
He also dines on Iraqi children and drinks the blood of Afghan women.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:24 AM
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16. he also chooses who wins the Super Bowl and stuff like that.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:28 AM
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18. It used to be Haitian women, but the burkas that Afghan women
arrived in made the blood easier to extract by simply twisting both ends in opposite directions.

Al Martin told me this
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:35 AM
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19. He also drinks it out of a chalice made from the skull of Paul Wellstone.
Whom he had killed using a super-secret space weapon capable of taking down an airplane with no "fingerprints".

Alex Jones told me that.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:38 AM
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20. I thought they built a brick wall directly in the path of his flight
with anti-gravity thrusters, then used a cloakingdevice to make it invisible.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:56 AM
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21. That's what they WANT you to think.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:59 AM
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22. No, it's true
It's scratched into the side of the hills of Nazca

Which is why Nascar always features turns with hills. After 10 million Nascar laps raced, the Mayan Calender will reach the end, turn around and go backwards.

See you in the ocean! :hi: <- that's my fin
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 10:26 AM
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17. That thing that happened at the end of the new Harry Potter?
Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 10:26 AM by XemaSab
I heard JKR MEANT for that to happen so that those other dudes could live.

That's all I'm sayin'.

:tinfoilhat:
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