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Fri Jul-22-05 09:18 PM
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ALERT THE MEDIA!

I now know where Saddam Hussein hid his biological WMD!

I just snaked my bathroom drains. They are there I tell you!

ALERT!

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Allenberg

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Fri Jul-22-05 09:21 PM
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1. Odd, my wife says that

even without the snaking. :)

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bertha katzenengel

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Fri Jul-22-05 09:23 PM
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2. Do you want me to wash your dick as well?

I REALLY hope you get the reference... Best. Line. Ever. Delivered by Sir John Gielgud. RIP.

Just in case you don't get it, it's from the movie that had this exchange:

Arthur -- a very rich man (Dudley Moore): "Do you know what I'm going to do?"

Butler (Sir John), totally disinterested: "No."

Arthur: "I'm going to take a bath."

Butler: "I'll alert the media."

Later in the same scene (I think) Arthur asks him to scrub his back. He says, "Do you want me to wash your dick as well?"

Loooong way to go, but I REALLY love that line. :blush:

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