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If you don't know what rock classic I'm basing this on, light some incense and tune to your local college-based rock station, it's gonna be just fine...
This is for the Friday late night crew - it's perfectly pointless and silly. Enjoy!
Hey, Jo
Where you goin' with that pen in your hand?
Hey, Jo
Where you goin' with that pen in your hand?
I'm going off to write Book Seven
You know that Harry's gonna mess with the Dark Potentate
I'm going off to write Book Seven
You know that Dumbledore's been iced by Professor Snape
(And that ain't too cool...)
Hey, Jo
I heard there's four Horcruxes left
Hey, Jo
I heard there's four Horcruxes left
Scattered all around
I hid the first in the Dark Lord's snake
You know the second's some old piece of Hufflepuff trash
I hid the third in Godric's Hollow
You know the fourth is really Karl Rove's ass
Yeah, it's in his bum
I GOT 'IM!
Hey, Jo
Where you takin' all that dough?
Hey, Jo
Where you takin' that Harry Potter dough?
(Can I have a loan?)
I'm gonna buy the rights to Artemis Fowl
So no upstart can threaten my boy
I'll use the rest to buy Balmoral
Up there where I can be free
From all the autograph hounds
Write your own damn novel
You ain't gettin' a farthing from me!
You better believe it, right now
Hey, Jo
Any chance for Volume Eight?
Goodbye, you Muggle!
OW!
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