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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 11:41 PM
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I told my girlfriend to gain some weight.
she's friggin losing it cause she thinks she's too fat...

she eats cigarettes for lunch...

ok, so i don't have a girlfriend... oh yeah, and i'm gay...

but still... i would :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 11:41 PM
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1. Can we get shark week back please?
:P
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 11:43 PM
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2. My copycat sank like a stone.
A woman's control of her weight is her decision, just like her control over her body....again, how sad is it that we STILL have to have even debate this shit.....:eyes:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 11:45 PM
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3. oops
just saw it :P

no kidding :)
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:02 AM
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5. Agreed that trying to control another persons weight is wrong,
however if one wishes to gain weight themselves, I'd heartily recommend the Quebecois delicacy poutine: french fries and cheese curds slathered in gravy. It's been working for me! Mmmm.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:40 AM
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50. What did it look like before you ate it?
:)
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TheHelplessLlama Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 11:54 PM
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4. Only dated one girl worthy of telling that too...
didn't last long. We broke up because she liked recreational drugs, and at the time I was straight edge. Suprisingly, she smoked alot of weed though. You'd think someone that prone to the munchies would weigh more than 100.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:11 AM
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6. How come all the gay guys
want women with some substance but all the straight guys want women who look like prepubescent boys?

There is something very very wrong here....

Khash.

(If you ever do get a girlfriend sundoggie, can I be it? I got a gorgeous blue velvet dress... Ok you'll have to overlook the moustache, the beard and the chest hair, but apart from that I look really cute in it :) )
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:11 AM
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7. beard & chest hair?
woof!

:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:13 AM
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8. You wanna get a pizza and screw?
What? No? I'm sorry! Whazzamatta, you don't like pizza? :P
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:14 AM
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9. ok
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:15 AM
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11. liar liar, pantalones en fumar.
or something like that :silly:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:45 AM
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72. en fuego?
I think.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:21 PM
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73. Hey you two... get a room!
Plus I thought Jimmy was waiting for me to turn straight and sundog was just waiting for me. How little I know. And how sad it is.

But can I watch if I pay for the pizza? Please?

Khash.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:22 PM
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74. i'll take your sloppy seconds
:hi:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 09:25 PM
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75. I think we are looking at
thirds or fourths at least. But I'm willing to share :)

(If they'll let me)

Khash.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:15 AM
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10. ok
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:17 AM
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12. ok
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:19 AM
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13. ok
Edited on Sat Jul-23-05 12:19 AM by Revolutionary_Acts04
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:20 AM
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14. sorry you had to edit
that's sad
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:21 AM
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17. I posted the wrong link
so yes, it is sad.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:24 AM
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i'm sorry you are sad
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:28 AM
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32. I'm sorry you're sorry
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:31 AM
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37. i'm sorry i ever shamed you rev
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:33 AM
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41. I'm sorry you shamed me too
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:41 AM
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52. i'm actually not sorry at all, only sad that i couldn't shame you more
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:20 AM
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15. okay!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:21 AM
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16. ok
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:21 AM
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18. you smell of elderberries.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:22 AM
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19. your mother was a hamster
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:23 AM
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20. ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:24 AM
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25. ground control to major tom
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:27 AM
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29. put on your red shoes and dance the blues
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:29 AM
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33. we could be heros just for one day
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:29 AM
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35. that song makes me cry
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:33 AM
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43. got your mother in a whirl, she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:37 AM
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47. I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:46 AM
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59. John, I'm only dancing.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:48 AM
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62. Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:49 AM
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64. like some cat from Japan
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:06 AM
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69. he could lick em by smiling
he could leave em to hang...
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:23 AM
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22. your mother collects wood chips for breakfast
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:23 AM
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21. hey,
I'm the one who posted a picture of a valley elderberry longhorn beetle in here, can you give me some props?????
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:24 AM
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23. ok
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:24 AM
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24. props to xemasab!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:25 AM
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26. props are sad
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:37 AM
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45. why are my props sad???
I want HAPPY props!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:38 AM
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48. i'm sorry i don't have a happy prop... he's out partying this friday
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:43 AM
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56. and he left you at home?
that's no fun...
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:45 AM
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58. all alone
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:49 AM
Response to Reply #58
63. you need to get new friends
if that's how the old ones treat you.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:50 AM
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65. i know... maybe next week


:P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:29 AM
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71. why not tomorrow?
n/t
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:25 AM
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27. what the fuck?
:wtf:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:26 AM
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28. i'm sorry you are confused
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:28 AM
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30. No... no... no... I'm sorry
Truly I am.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:29 AM
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34. i know you mean well
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:32 AM
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40. What well?
Edited on Sat Jul-23-05 12:34 AM by Jara sang
Is there a child stuck in a well?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:37 AM
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46. yes, there is a child stuck in a well somewhere... i don't know where
Edited on Sat Jul-23-05 12:37 AM by sundog
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:42 AM
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54. Are you ignoring ALL alien orders
it sure doesn't look like it
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:46 AM
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60. no. i'm a pushover.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:28 AM
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31. Wanna slice of pizza, or is that not your style?
:shrug: I'm just asking.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:30 AM
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36. yes, i'll have pizza
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:31 AM
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38. Can I have some soup? I'm in the mood for some reason.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:32 AM
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39. 2 minutes before closing? ok
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:36 AM
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44. hey!
I love you. G'night. :hug:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:39 AM
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49. leaving so soon?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:40 AM
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51. It's very late on the east coast.


and, after tomorrow, I'll be gone for the week!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:41 AM
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53. gone?
where?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:42 AM
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55. rehoboth with motely36
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:45 AM
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57. wow. you are lucky. wish i could go.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:46 AM
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61. Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:50 AM
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66. ack! a bedtime earworm!
who sent you? was it the aliens? :spank:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:52 AM
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67. Take me to your leader
:tinfoilhat:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:09 AM
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70. Did you not see the sign?
I'm ignoring alien orders :D
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:55 AM
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68. Then again, knowing your leader
I'm outta here!!!! nite.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:33 AM
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42. so, your girl friend's an anorexic fat guy and he's a nicotine addict?
damn, you could write a country and western song with that narrative.....maybe even a made for tv movie.
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