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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:41 AM
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Arghhhhh, my wife just got back from a Pilates party..........
Edited on Sat Jul-23-05 01:08 AM by aquaman
What should I do?

I will add an "S" for you spell check fools, It was just a prank you know. Jesus will get you.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:42 AM
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1. Wash your hands of any responsibility

Get rid of your iniquities.
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:44 AM
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2. She didn't bring home any lumber, did she?
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:45 AM
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3. Actually she did......
several 2x4's. Should I be scared.
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:51 AM
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8. You might want to keep your hands in your pockets and put on some
steel toed boots.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:46 AM
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4. LOL....you nailed that one

Sorry....I can't resist bad puns.
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:58 AM
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9. Me too. The worse the pun the harder it is to resist
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:46 AM
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5. Pilate ? ...
Was Pontius there ?

Did they ignite Pilate lights ? ...

Did she pilate a plane ? ...
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:49 AM
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6. Here you go smart person....
http://www.megafitness.com/pilates-equipment.html?engine=adwords!3012&keyword=pilate&match_type=

Pilates is for everyone! This popular method of training helps you strengthen and lengthen your muscles, improve your posture, and tone and tighten your body’s core. No matter your age or fitness level, you can tailor your Pilates workout to meet your fitness goals. Besides being simple and effective, Pilates can be done in almost any space, and see our selection of light-weight yet durable equipment and affordable accessories. And expert instruction from our wide selection of training videos gives you the most effective workout. You can start today to achieve the results you want with Pilates!

Get the best value with a Pilates workout kit! Most of our Pilates programs can be ordered as a package containing a Pilates video plus your choice of a Blue Exercise Mat (measuring 72" x 24" x .375"), a Blue 65 cm Anti-Burst Exercise Ball & Pump, or both!
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 12:50 AM
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7. That works your paunches and your pilates

nt.
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:08 AM
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10. It's just yoga combined with weight training.
The yoga stretches what the weights tighten, but why the silly name for it?
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-05 01:10 AM
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11. That stuff is cool
and pretty easy to do until you get futher along.
Hell, be grateful; you can do it without any equipment or going to a gym.
If anyone told her different they're just trying to get money; get the DVDs and be done with it.
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