Joke going around among my redneck relatives. Go to paragr #3.

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

the way it's usually told. Thanks! :7

Great joke!

A recently deceased man met Saint Peter at Heaven's Gate.

Saint Peter escorted the man to a building for processing the newly departed.

As they walked down a very long hallway, the man asked Saint Peter about the thousands of wall clocks for as far as the eye could see.

Saint Peter said that the clocks tracked all the lies told in each person's lifetime.

The man stopped at Mother Teresa's clock it read 12 o'clock.

Saint Peter remarked "it hasn't moved for decades."

The man asked "where is my clock?" Saint Peter showed him and said "you've been a good man overall." The minute hand read 12:45.

Curious about others, the man said "where is George Bush's clock?"

Saint Peter said "oh that's in Jesus's office, he uses it for a ceiling fan."

ceramacist at an art fair this summer. let's just say george is not well liked amonst us artists. (although i sold very well-i have happy animal art)