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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 02:40 AM
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I just saw Matrix 3, and if you didn't like it u suck donkey-balls
This is a spoiler post, so exit it you don’t want to be spoiled.

My dad and me loved it, what are the rest of you smoking? Did you expect to come out of the viewing experience with super powers? I felt that they kept the suspense of the outcome in the air. Some have said there were no surprises, so what my girlfriend and me have had sex every which way, we don’t expect surprises anymore but it is still enjoyable. For those of you looking for logical explanations to events and reality-based action sequences are forgetting that it is a science fiction movie. Pause to wave at the pink elephant with the engraved dog collar – anything is possible in a movie

Never giving up, letting go, love, peace, hate and war all were evoked in this movie with great action to push it along. The ending was a giant breeze clearing the fog of jingoistic hysteria that blinded the machine world and Zion enabling the sun of peace to be viewed in its vigilant glory.

I loved the movie, and if you didn't you suck donkey-balls :evilgrin:
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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 02:41 AM
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1. LOLOL
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 02:44 AM
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2. The fist person who responded is on my ignore list
O8)too funny
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 03:07 AM
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4. Trust me, it's probably better that way (eom)
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 03:00 AM
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3. You have a girlfriend?
If you really did have a long-term relationship you would know by now that commitment = no regular nookie. LOL.

Look, it's late. (3am EST) I wanna go to bed. But since you enjoyed the movie so much can you explain why Neo blew up?

Also,

If it wasn't for Gigli's "Gooble Gooble"; the following dialogue would win the "Stupidest Lines Said In A Movie for 2003" award:

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Trinity: (On seeing Neo's eye-sockets more deep-fried than a cheese-curd in Wisconsin) Your eyes!

Neo: I'll be okay.

(Trinity & Neo hug)

Neo: You'll have to drive.
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My God! I've seen people in more pain over a stubbed toe! Reeves behaved like he had a freaking paper-cut!!!
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 03:15 AM
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5. Tell me about it, long term +:( less nookie = time for new girl
Why neo blew up?

Trinity: (On seeing Neo's eye-sockets more deep-fried than a cheese-curd in Wisconsin) Your eyes!

Neo: I'll be okay.

(Trinity & Neo hug)

Neo: You'll have to drive.

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For those of you looking for logical explanations to events and reality-based action sequences are forgetting that it is a science fiction movie. Pause to wave at the pink elephant with the engraved dog collar – anything is possible in a movie.
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 12:52 PM
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6. I still loved the movie
you nitpicking donkey sucking freaks :evilgrin:
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 12:54 PM
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7. I suck donkey balls, but I haven't seen the movie...
...should I go anyway? Should I stay home? I dunno...
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 01:00 PM
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8. People have become used to
having heroes in movies who have idiot sidekicks who they explain everything too. Prechewed concepts.

If a movie (or anything else for that matter) makes them think they are offended and blame the movie. If they don't get it they will claim it is stupid and again blame the movie.

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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 01:28 PM
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9. Well I dug it..
And so did all my friends. And so did the entire theatre full of people. (In both showings I might add)

How do I know they liked it? Laughs, cries and cheers.
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Nazgul35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 02:10 PM
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10. how'd he lose his eyes....
sound like a rip-off of Frank Herbert's Dune Messiah where Muad'ib gets his eyes fried by a stone burner but can still move around because he can see the future....

Is this what happened?...cause if it is.....RIP OFF!!!!!!!!!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 03:43 PM
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11. Actually the idea of having to be blinded to see
is a recurring theme in many myths. Simply put his vision of the "real" world was interfering and he had to be blinded to see. Dune and other stories that dabble in myth creation draw from the same sources. Matrix does not "rip off" Dune. It draws on the same subtext that underlies our own society. It takes these peaces and repackages them so others may be made more aware of the concepts or reminded of these stories.
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Nazgul35 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 07:11 PM
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12. just how closely does it draw?
is he just blinded or can he still "see"

and since Dune's been around since...what 30-40 years...and is possibly one of the best sci-fi series around...they ripped....and the second movie sucked dunkey balls.....

:evilgrin:

made attack of the clone or whatever that second star wars yawner was seem enjoyable...
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melv Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 07:15 PM
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14. I loved
every minute of it. I went to and IMAX theater, yet it was sold out so I had to sit on a folding chair. About 10 minutes in I forgot I was sitting at all.
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youngred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 10:31 AM
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16. might as well say Dune ripped off the Greek Tragedies of old
specifically the blind seer Tirasias, among others.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 07:15 PM
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13. he gets an electical cord stuck in his eyes
By Bane, who is Agent Smith in human form.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 07:42 PM
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15. The first one wasn't even that great--doubt I'll even watch II or III on
video--it'd be two hours of my life I'd want back.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 05:33 PM
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17. Matrix Revolutions Rocked!!
I thought that it was technically well-made, offered great action sequences, and some of the best special effects and fighting that I've ever seen. I judge a movie by what it's trying to accomplish, and this movie accomplished a lot.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-08-03 06:01 PM
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18. Sorry, I'm not into beastiality...
If the chap is nickamed "donkey-balls", you know I'll be there! :o :9

What that has to do with the latest movie in the Matrix ca$h-cow, I have no idea...
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